Welcome To The Roast Of You Ft. Parlour Didi | Srishti & Mallika Dua | BuzzFeed India


You’ve come after so long. Hello, I’m Mamta didi. Professionally, I’m parlour didi. Personally, I am like your mother. Every girl is same hairy, fat, and blackhead. I have to give it to you, god has given you hella guts. Your ingrown hairs also shy away from showing themselves, but you go around just like that. Didi, I don’t want to cut my hair today. Okay, no problem. Your hair is quite broken anyway, even male ego seems to be sturdier than your hair. Babu, what have you done to your eyebrows? You look like a low budget Priya Varrier. ♪ Dirty eyebrows, but the girl is gutsy ♪ ♪ She’s come back with a face that shitty♪ ♪ Someone cover her ♪ ♪ Someone cover her ♪ Your face has so many potholes, Malishka has dedicated a song for it. ♪ Srishti, don’t you believe in facials ♪ ♪ DON’T YOU? ♪ ♪ Spend all your money online ♪ ♪ ONLINE ♪ Babu, if you were a pornstar, then what would your name be? Wut? Shavita Bhabhi… or Chhee-ya Khalifa? Your YouTube career may or may not work, but you would be a great chabicurist. You can trim all the customers’ nails like this. Open your legs for Mamta didi. There is so much darkness in the cave, looks like no one has said “Open Sesame” for years. Arrey didi, at least change the strip. Aye! For years you’ve been coming here wearing this ancestral underwear, did I ever say to you, “Srishti, change your underwear”? And when BuzzFeed keeps recycling the same format 480 times, did I ever say, “BuzzFeed, change your format”? I am Mamta didi, MAMTA DIDI. NOT CH*TIYA DIDI. ‘SCUAZE ME! Your internalised misogyny is not kyuat, okay? On Instagram, I look at Disha Patani and feel insecure. At home, my mother keeps telling me, “You’ve become fat, no one will marry you.” The trolls on the internet keep saying something. In real life, my boyfriend keeps on saying something. I come to you with all these insecurities, and you make money out of all that? Yes, I have a lot of hair. I have used a razor, and yeah, I am a little bit overweight. So? It’s on my body, right? I have eyes. I can see it. What joy do you get in pointing out these obvious things? I don’t want your bogus products. I don’t know why I always come back here like an idiot. Agreed. I agree that we’re both victims of the same toxic, patriarchal conditioning. But isn’t this parlour meant to be a safe space? Here, we both are women. Support me at least here. There are already men out there who want to fool us. But no. You want to crap all over my self-esteem as well. Compliment me sometime at least, didi. Like… Mamta didi, your hair is so silky and so smooth… just like men’s career trajectory. Babu, even I love your straight hair. Thanks. That’s nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. – Very nice.
– Very nice. Here’s the bill. Okay. Only one hundred six thousand ninety nine rupees. Thank you. The next time you come here, make sure you get roasted by Mamta didi, okay? Okay. Bye, my child. Bye. What happened? There’s just a small hair left there… Arrey, what didi? I’ll come back again. Bye. Bye babu. Actually, just remove it.

100 Comments

  1. for subtitles, turn on closed captions fam

  2. Once an urban clap wali pulled my hand and said didi apka skin to bhtt soft hai.. Still wondering was she hitting on me or made a sarcastic comment 🤔

  3. Ye srisgti ko thapad marne ka Mann karta hai

  4. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn

  5. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn

  6. She is fat and ugly

  7. All parlours are the same

  8. Plz do Collab again'..plzzzzzzzzzzz

  9. Like seriously all you want is to get your eye brows done. And they busy analysing your mouch and the rest of your face. Then ask you if you want the special facial, or laser treatment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For fucksakes!!!!

  10. I love their acting!!

  11. Sorry to say but mallika dua is litrally so much idiot ……

  12. 1:35 best part

  13. Superb

  14. Wah

  15. OMG….. One hundred six thousand ninety nine only 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  16. Instagram wali aunty
    Oh my god trending woman who shames other women no hate comments plz…:)

  17. Sahi me yrr mere sath bhi jab Mene pehli baar eyebrows banwayi thi toh parlor wali aunty ne bola jhaad ugalogi toh Dard toh hoga hi bhut judgemental hoti h ye parlor wali aunties

  18. Grooming is not for impressing the patriarchal society. It's to impress ourselves

  19. I liked the way you say shit about men and when palour wala didi says shit about you, that's totally unacceptable

  20. Tum aur tumhara baap milkar aaj kar kaha chakla chala rahi ho

  21. there is no toxic patriarchy…..ladkiyo ka hi complex hota hai ye

  22. Xcuseme…..aisa nai hota

  23. Relatable 😒

  24. I want to cut my hair but I'm afraid the parlour lady will roast me so I'm held back from cutting my hair and having anxiety for a whole weeeeeek

  25. Low budget Priya Warrier🤣🤣

  26. Parlour Didi:Moti hogayi hai
    Me:kaun bol raha hai😑

  27. Didi sang the song really well

  28. Low budget Priya varrier😂😂😂😂😂

  29. Shristi I think she is your new boyfriend 😂😂

  30. Lol

  31. How she got soo fat

  32. How many times have these parlour aunties made us feel bad about our bodies simply because they want to drum up business? For example, calling a girl a "bhalu" because she is hairy. We get it; some of us are hairy but it's not our fault, is it? We are aware it's socially unacceptable for a woman to have any body hair apart from the one on her head and her eyebrows. Which is why we come to the parlour and spend thousands of rupees and make ourselves vulnerable. Then these women come along and humiliate you for money.

  33. Pushtaini chaddi👙👙😂😂😂

  34. 0.28 laugh though

  35. So funny

  36. Am I the only one who noticed how good malika sings

  37. LOL- At salons.. Facial kara lo, hair spa kara lo, pedicure kara lo. Paise to ped par ugte hain!

  38. What a wonderful acting by parlour di…luv it and vdo is good

  39. that's why rebonding ke alawa mein parlour nehi jati.
    and every damn time she says, 'your hair is so thin, rough and so much split ends' then after creating all insecurities she says, 'aap ye protein spa karwao, ye herbal therapy lagao'
    zindegi kharab kar deti he meri .

  40. More of mallika dua and srishti collab with srishti not acting normal

  41. So not true

  42. A deep nd gr8 msg

  43. Mamta didi🤣

  44. 1:19 She sounds soooo much like Bharti😂

  45. "Someone cover her" omg the shadeeee. Edit: omg when Shrishti answered back to that lady, i was floored. Yasssss

  46. What the fuck? The eyebrow part got me😂

  47. 1:12 1:12

  48. how nasty it is…….itna exposed kyu hai

  49. I most like malika yrrr

  50. Bill baaabuuuu 🤣

  51. 100-6000-99/- I did not know how to write her caption for the money. Lol 😂

  52. But I'm happy that once I roasted back a parlour didi ,who said "kiiti moti hori ho ,thora chala phira karo" and I back answered "app ko dekh ke hi lagta hai ki ajj bhi saste duplicates bazar mai milte hain"👀

  53. ये टट्टी शक्ल वाली लड़की कोई बन करो।

  54. Malika dua owned this video and i am officially watching it for 1000000000000th time

  55. I can relate to this … tumhare bal kitne dry hogaye … color kahan se karwaya? Hot oil karlo offer hai abhi…
    eyebrows kahin Aur se karwaya kya ? Dekho shape hi chale gaye beech mein gap aagaye….
    Face pe pimple Kaise … skin itna kharab Kaise hogaya? Sote nahi hai Kya dekho dark circles hogaye…. and so on or infinity
    😑😑

  56. Who love malika dua??

  57. Hundred six thousand ninety nine😂😂😂🤣🤣low budget Priya Warrier 🤣🤣🤣

  58. what song is 1:13 ?

  59. How do you type Hindi I can just speak Hindi

  60. 🤯🤯🤯👹👹👺👺👎👎👎👎👎

  61. Super favrit 🥰😝

  62. Ok babu, haan baabu, thik hain baabu🤣🤣

  63. Dono chutiya orat hai

  64. This basically is my parlour wali aunty. She be like do this that , do that, use this. I be like I m never coming again goes again

  65. hehe i'm the 50k-th like 🙂

  66. I personally felt attacked

  67. 1:11 😶😶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  68. Big fan mallika ji

  69. 2:17 🤣🤣🤣

  70. True, fact.. really nice n the last one.. Actually nikal hi do.. was too good🤣🤣🤣

  71. One hundred six thousand ninty nine 🤣🤣🤣 3:55

  72. i didn't know malika is a good singer😂😂

  73. A man's face is an autobiography whereas a women's face is like fiction.

  74. Shrishti seems really frustrated in her real life.

  75. They do this so that they can make you insecure enough to spend more money at the parlour.
    They don't care about your feelings, they just gotta make the money.
    I'm kinda used to it now🤦‍♀️

  76. EPICCCCCCC VIDEO
    LOVED IT!

  77. Once I went to a parlour to get my hair done for my cousin's wedding and this parlour didi would not stop commenting about my hair. I told her to stop doing anything to my hair and that I would get it done from somewhere else. She immediately apologized

  78. 1:17

  79. It happens in every country, I was very overweight in 8 grade and I have experienced a lot of discrimination, people compare me with my sister because at that time she was a little bit slimmer than me but when I starve myself and loose half of my weight,people started commenting me of how big my eyes have become and my skin feels fresh now even my crush called me fat at that time now proposed me but again people make my sister feel bad by comparing me and her.I feel very bad about her.People only see the beauty in thinner people.😩😪

  80. Komal is my name too😂♥

  81. Whataaa background music🎤🎼🎹🎶 yar😂😂😂😂😅😅lol

  82. Looking like a boy

  83. Srishti Khalifa😁😁😁

  84. Pusteni Chaddi😂😂😂😂

  85. 😂😄😆😃😀

  86. When Arundhati and Sonia jumped in! 😂 😂

  87. 😂😂😂😂

  88. I go for ipl and ipl whitening for my dark cave

  89. Malika Dua acts and looks like the Bollywood version of Rebel Wilson

  90. Mallika dua is soo so good 😍

  91. Am I the only one who noticed that picture of Zayn in the beginning?? 😂

  92. Only One hundred and Six thousand and ninety nine Rupees!!😂😂

  93. she sings well

  94. गुफा मे इतना अंधेरा है कि सालो से किसी ने खुल जा सिम सिम बोला ही नहीं 😀😀😀😀😀

  95. One hundred six thousand 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  96. One hundred 6 thousand 99 rupees 🤣

  97. Trust me dost it was like horror movie

  98. The reaction of parlour Dee at last
    was funny

  99. Malika has best voice while singing the song

  100. Pushteni chadi 🤣🤭🤭

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