Toca Kitchen 2 [Grandpa Lemon]


(upbeat electronic music) (Orange laughing) – [Grandpa Lemon] Hey there
kids, Grandpa Lemon here and today I’m playing a
game called Toca Kitchen. Okay, so kinda like a
cooking game, I guess. All right, sounds good. Well clearly this kitchen’s already a mess so I won’t feel bad about cooking in it. All right. – Oh, M. – [Grandpa Lemon] Hello! All right, what do I do here now? All right, so I guess this is the first customer of the day. All right, sir. Oh, I don’t know about, I don’t know how I feel
about cooking other fruits. I mean I’m a fruit. Oh. Oh, that was a lemon! And not even a whole one. Just a piece? Oh, geez. Oh. I’m sorry. I’m squeezing a relative’s dead body onto this other piece of fruit. Okay. This will be an interesting, interesting dish. I’m not sure. Again guys, I’m not a culinary master but I’m trying to think what type of food you just sprinkle lemon juice on a tomato. Let’s see what you would like to eat. Oh my good. Sir, I don’t know what your,
type of creature you are but you came straight from my nightmares. All right, let’s, yeah, you seem like
you’d be the type of guy that would like a deep-fried pineapple. Why not? I don’t know if you kids know this but did you know it takes, I heard like two years to
fully grow a pineapple? Did you know that? Two years! Not months. Oh, all right. Yeah, now we’re gonna get some
deep-fried fish and carrots ’cause who doesn’t like that? Yeah, it just needs a little seasoning and I bet it’ll be– Oh, god no. And then more of that lemon. Let’s see. Let’s see if he likes it. All right. There, get it. There we go. Up. Is there room? Oh, there we go. (loud munching) What do you think? You like it? (monster grumbling) Oh, you seem to like it. I guess that makes sense. I don’t know what you eat. You look like you feast off of the harvested souls of children but you know, that’s a whole ‘nother story for another time. I would like it, for you
to get out of my kitchen as soon as possible. So let me just get you fed. Let me grill up a watermelon. Again, kids, if you’re
watching this at home. I don’t know if you
really want to be trying to cook these same things. So if you happen to have
watermelon in your refrigerator, do yourself and your parents a favor. Don’t put it in the pan and fry it ’cause that’s just gonna cause
you all kinds of trouble. Same thing here. What is this, corn, strawberries. Oh, an orange! (laughing) Yeah, there we go. Oh, you have no idea how
many times I’ve wanted to put the orange in a deep fryer and just leave him there for a week. He can get so annoying sometimes! (laughing) Yeah, not talking now are ya? Yeah, that’s what happens when you’re sitting in a
600 degree bath of hot oil. (laughing) All right. Finally, the Annoying Orange is quiet. No more noises. Oh, yes. All right, I’ve never tried
a deep-fried strawberry but now I want to. Hey, if you’re paying attention
out there, state fairs. There’s a few things you
haven’t deep-fried yet. Oh, he seemed to like that. All right, let’s go to our next person. Hopefully that scary snowman, oh, I thought the snowman was gone. Did I hit the wrong button? What am I doin’? All right. Oh, geez. I gotta make food for you again? There you go. Here’s some raw carrots and a pear. Oh, I guess you’re skipping the meat, huh? All right. Are you a vegetarian or something? Geez. Wow, you just ate that corn whole with the cob and everything! Raw meat, now that’s, you
don’t wanna eat raw meat. Okay, because now you’re
talking about salmonella. You can get Listeria poisoning,
all types of bad stuff that you don’t want. Wow and now you’re spitting on me? I just gave you a 15 course meal and that’s how you repay me? Yeah, you like that? Too bad you can’t eat it. I’m just gonna keep, I’m gonna keep moving it around your face. All right, now I just gotta
cut this up a little bit and we sprinkle some stuff on there. I don’t, kids, I don’t even know what
type of fruit this is. It looked like something that, I don’t know, Sonic the
Hedgehog would eat or something. Do you kids know what that
type of fruit that is? What is that? Well, I’m gonna put it on this plate and give it to the scary snowman monster. He probably will eat it. Oh, there’s a shrimp. You know what? Yeah, that’s what we need. Shrimp, onions, a tentacle and we’ll just– Oh my gosh. Aw, what is that? Aw, that’s horrible kids. I don’t eat. Oh, if he– Oh, don’t drink it, don’t drink it. Whatever you– Oh, you drank it! You drank my seafood slushy! Yeah, okay. That’s the reaction I figured. But okay, why are you still drinking it if you just gave me a yuck face? You are the weirdest person I’ve ever met. How’s that? Yeah, you don’t get out much, do you? Because if you’re eating this food, I mean, you’ll probably eat anything. Are you? You drank it again! It’s not like I swapped it out
for a Coca-Cola or something. Oh geez, this guy’s really dense. He’s really dense. – Ha-ha-hoo-ha. – [Grandpa Lemon] Ah,
hoo-ha-hoo-ha to you too. All right. Let’s see what you want. Hopefully you’re, you don’t seem as scary as the other guy. You got your Hot Topic shirt goin’ on but you seem way less scary
and way more approachable than the scary-looking snowman or whatever that abomination was. Alright, let’s put some mushrooms in here. Maybe a little tomato and onion. Throw some ketchup on there. Of course, some joie de me. And what do we got? Probably something that’s not good. I’m not gonna lie, kids. Grandpa Lemon got a job
one time at Jamba Juice and I was fired before my lunch break. So it didn’t, it didn’t go well for me. So I’m not really good
at making the juices but you know, you put a
little salt and pepper and soy sauce into the pasta and apparently it’s gonna
be good, probably not. It’s probably gonna
taste like hot garbage. But we’ll see. So far everyone seems to like
most of the food I’ve made. So I feel like the bar is set very low. It’s not like I’m serving Anthony Bourdain and he’s going to just
critique me to death and tell me how horrible
my culinary designs are. Oh, you don’t like it? Come on just have a little bit more. – Hmm. – [Grandpa Lemon] What do you think? Well, all right. You kinda seemed 50/50 on that one. I gotta get better at doing– What is this ha-ha-hoo-ha greeting? Do you not actually speak English, ma’am? No? Okay. – Oh! – [Grandpa Lemon] Oh! Oh, so you like broccoli. Okay, she like– You kinda got excited when
I pulled the broccoli out. So I’m gonna blend that up. Maybe a tentacle, some Sonic
the Hedgehog fruit, and a fish. Does that sound? That sounds like something
that would be good, right? Ooh, a fish, a tentacle, and broccol. Mmm! Watch out stomach, here it comes! – Hmm. – [Grandpa Lemon] I
think you’re gonna like this one a lot more. What do you think? Oh, you don’t like it? Geez, you’re a tough nut to crack. All right. Maybe if I fry this up in the pan she’ll like it more. Oh, it’s turning green. That’s kinda cool. Got some burn marks on. I’ll put some Tabasco sauce on it. Oh, maybe a little ketchup. That’ll be good. That ketchup bottle
sounds like it’s farting. All right, then we’ll grill up an onion. Oh yeah. Put some mystery juice on it. Some more of me. A little salt and pepper. Don’t forget to push it. Push it real good. All right. There we go. Now it’s on the plate. Yeah, have some more of
your disgusting drink. – Hmm, hmm. – [Grandpa Lemon] Well
you didn’t seem like, oh. Oh wait, you do hate it then. Okay. How is that? Wash it down with some more gross drink. – Hmm. Hmm. – [Grandpa Lemon] Yeah? All right, well try this fruit. – Ah! Ah! – [Grandpa Lemon] Ah! Ah!
– Ah! – Ah!
– Ah! – [Grandpa Lemon] There you go. Get it in there. How do I put it in her mouth? Come on, there we go. How was that? Oh, you’re just like your
mother, always complainin’. Do you know how hard I have to work to let you eat steak? It’s not, yeah. I’m gonna deep-fry it. You’re gonna love deep-fried steak. It’s delicious. Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah. Cooked to perfection. That looks delicious. All right. Now let’s try this. A little lemon. A little soy sauce. Make it spicy. Yeah. Relax, okay? I know what I’m doing. And no steak is complete without ketchup. I feel like that’s, that’s what a lot of uncouth people do. They put ketchup on their steak. There we go. How was that? Yeah? Pretty good? Oh, you’re giving me the yuck face? Well you know what? This girl, she’s impossible to please. So, I think I’m gonna end it there. Clearly my culinary attributes
are not being admired. So I think that’s gonna do it for me. Hopefully you kids like this video. What’s your favorite meal to eat? Mine would probably be, oh geez, I don’t know. Pizza, tacos, hamburgers. There’s too many, too many to choose but anyway, just remember kids, next time your parents
make you something to eat don’t forget to– (loud snoring) (upbeat electronic music)

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  2. Annoying Orange

  3. Then you were feeding the Snowman then we're feeding Yeti

  4. Make🍐play eyes the horror game hospital level

  5. G:grandpa
    R:rake
    A:apple
    N:nice
    D:Dice
    P:pineapple
    A:ape

  6. That fruit is a drin

  7. I love Grandpa

  8. 😑🍲

  9. That thing that you thought was fruit it was an octopus

  10. I watched this on my smart tv

  11. You murderer grandpa lemon you murder orange!!!!!

  12. ~Silent~
    Grandpa Lemon : hElLo

  13. Its a dragon fruit but its blue not pink

  14. You actually killed orange

  15. I have this game like if u have it

  16. I saw pear play this xD

  17. I love ❀️ u leamin but the trash talkπŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‹πŸ”ͺ kinfe

  18. I like all of those foods

  19. Your not normal

  20. Grandpa lemon forced to play fun run 3

  21. You actually killed MORE MORE annoying orange. You killed his relative. He's the brother to more annoying orange.

  22. It's a dragon fruit

  23. Blue fruit was a dragon fruit

  24. I love that game

  25. The blue thing is a dragon fruit

  26. The blue fruit is a dragon fruit

  27. Hot πŸ₯΅ 2:09
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  28. Lolol

  29. How old is orange

  30. That fruit is dragonfruit

  31. Who do you know what hot topic is

  32. Do you seriously not know what a dragonfruit is?!

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  34. K

  35. ORANGE NO!-gets annoying trumpet and plays annoying song-

  36. Lol he hates Annoying orange when he said that he been wanting to deep fry an orange that made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  37. It's a dragon fruit

  38. OMG WOW 2 YEARS FOR A 155535788029273737 YEAR OLD PINEAPPLE

  39. Pizza

  40. Grandpa lemon ur a murderer

  41. My favorite meal would probably be shrimp🍀

  42. I love that grandpa lemon stays in character 😊

  43. Maybe Pear should be playing Hello Neighbor again.

  44. 2:56 now, you notice it

  45. Play baldis basics!! Plzz

  46. Avocado

  47. how is he playing and sleeping?

  48. 4:47 leave Sonic out of this πŸ¦”πŸ”΅

  49. Wait, what do the fruit eat? Because food is there friend, wouldn’t that be caniblistic

  50. Don’t be mean to him

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  52. I 'don't know

  53. I know sour lemon

  54. 2:53 grampa lemon kill the anoying orange

  55. Dragon fruit

  56. Grandpa Lemon, i swear. I'll squeeze you.

  57. Grandpa lemon it's a dragon fruit.

  58. That's discombobulated

  59. It's dregon fruit

  60. shut up granpa lemon

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  62. Ur lucky orange didn't watch this!!!

  63. Grandpa lemon is murderer

  64. Dragonfruit

  65. Orange watch out grandpa lemon is coming for u!!!!

  66. Isnt corn supposed to be popcorn when exposed on too much heat?? Umm okay… Toca Kitchen….

  67. grapa lemon this is orange's gaming chanelΒ  you can' talk like that about orangeΒ  like that . BtwΒ  also that spiky fruit is dragonfruit

  68. 533

  69. I think you mad at orange because he beat you at call of duty

  70. 4:18 is super funny

  71. Grandpa lemon casually kills all his friends lol

  72. 2:15 LOL!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  73. 2:59 Imagine if Orange was watching this and he saw his own kind get deep fried and slaughtered and heard Grandpa Lemon rant about how many times he wanted to put him in there and leave him there for a week.

  74. Grandpa Lemon you're a real grandpa aren't you get it Grandpa

  75. Zzzzzz oh need food!

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  77. his culinary attributes are not being admired… i wonder why

  78. Tomato counts as fruit

  79. Haha hoo ha!!!!!!!!

  80. my favorite character in annoying orange its orange its so funny

  81. 4:47 thats what i said i said its like sonic

  82. the blue thing its a pitaya

  83. Grandpa lemon having revenge on orange

  84. The blue is dragon fruit only wrong colour

  85. Grandpa Lemon when you squeeze the lemon on the tomato it was actually you.

  86. Grandpa Lemon is evil

  87. 3:08 finally

  88. VovΓ΄ limΓ£o tomates sΓ£o vegetais

  89. it is a dragon fruit not a sonic fruit

  90. Not a dragon fruit, not a sonic fruit. It's a MONSTER BEET.

  91. Dragon fruit

  92. Part 2!!!!!

  93. grandapa lemon how are you playing this game with now hands and how did you work at a restaruant with out hands give me a like granpa lemon

  94. Reply grandpa lemon?

  95. Is pear okay?

  96. WOW

  97. Grampa lemon:hi
    Me:hi

  98. Hahahuha!

  99. marija ruΕΎica

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