Well you know what man, I just gotta tell ya; that’s a really nice grill you got there. That’s a really nice grill you got there, man. It’s nice, right? It’s really nice. It’s really nice. It’s really nice. It’s really nice. It’s really nice. It’s really nice. It’s really nice. Check out this part right here, lemme just open it up. -Ohh…
-Oh yeah! Uh-huh. -Oh.
-Yeah. Then I’ll close it. Oh, there it goes. And I bring it back up. Yeah, here it is again! Yeah. -Oh, it’s really nice.
-It’s really nice. -It’s really nice.
-It is really nice. Watch this right here. Here. -Ah!
-Oh! -Mm! Yeah…
-Ho ho, whoa whoa-ho -Oh, yeah…
-Whoa… Jeez, holy cow! *nervous laughter* *sigh* It’s a beautiful thing. Mhm, mhm. It really is. It really is, beautiful. Yeah. Can I ask you something? Yeah, man. Pretty serious? Yeah, of course. Will you grill me on this grill? Wh-wow… Is that crazy? -N-no!
-Hmm, is that crazy? Y-you know I- you know… Well you know I- Well, you know I wouldn’t be one to say…really. You know who am I to- I hate living. Mmm-hmm… I hate my family. *sigh* But I love grilling. I don’t see any other option. Well… That sounds like a really tough situation, man. -And I just want you to know that… I’m here for you and…
-It has to be done. It has to be done. *smacks lips* It has to be done. It has to be done. Alright? It has to be done! Okay? Let’s do it! -*hyperventilating*
-You know, is it even big enough? …What?! What… the FUCK does that mean?! I-I didn’t… You don’t think this grill, is big enough, to grill me?! I mean… I didn’t, h- This grill, can grill ANYTHING! It’s you… Me? -YOU!
-Me… You don’t have the BALLS to grill me! You don’t have the BALLS to close the lid! It’s you! Well it’s not your choice anymore! ‘Cause I’m getting grilled today! And when I’m crispy and done, You better empty the grease tray… OR MY SOUL, WILL HAUNT THIS GRILL… FOR ETERNITY! I…I just… I’m going in. Please don’t… -*breathes heavily*
-Please don’t! Please! -Okay, okay…
-Oh my God… *SCREAMING* YES! YEEES! CLOSE THE LID! CLOSE THE LID! *SLAM* OH MY GOOOOOD! YEEES! OH, I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE ME! THE FIRE IS INSIDE MEEEEE! *BANGING* -DON’T LET ME OUT!
-Oh…fuck! DON’T LET ME OUT! PLEAAASEEE! PLEASE, DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT! PLEAAASEEE! PLEASE DON’T LET ME- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *sliding door opens* Daddy? Where’s my daddy? -Oh God…oh God.
-*crying* -Where’s my daddy?!
-Oh God… *vomiting* What did you do?! -What did you do to my daddy?!
-I’m sorry… I’m sorry I have to go! I’m sorry! *slams car door* *engine starts* *overlapping voices and screams* YOU BETTER EMPTY THE GREASE TRAY! *car loses control* OH SHIT! *CAR CRASHES* *MUSIC*
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