ROASTING YOUTUBERS


How’s it going everyone? PewDiePie here. On a serious note, thank you for following me on Twitter, PewDiePie. Even though you’ll probably instantly regret it five minutes later. So something pretty big’s gone down recently, guys. And I felt like I needed to share it. Recently I made a video talking about possibly one of the toughest and strongest kids on YouTube. This boy was a living legend and a YouTube sensation. He’d karate chopped his way through plants, coke bottles and wooden boards and even though he failed every single one and probably broke his hand in multiple places, he strove on because he knew deep down that if he tried every day, he’d either break something in half or his hand would just fucking fall off. Well, after making a video on this guy, he saw the video and he made a response to it. *read comment above* And that was pretty much it. I just though to myself “Yep, he’s just gonna spat out a crappy meme and that’s gonna be the end of it.” Then I go on the Pyrocynical subreddit and someone links a video and it’s the same guy making a response video to me. The video is literally titled Opinions are clearly divided whether I actually got roasted or not. So without further ado kids, I hope you got your Keemstar comedic popcorn, because it’s time to delve into this video. So already before the video even begins, we can tell that your boy The Othminator, he’s stepped up his game. He took the criticism of me talking about his intro so he’s got a new one and he’s stepped his game up. So instead of making his own intro with really poor key framing, he’s now stole a pre-rendered intro and added his name onto it. So he- he’s definitely going next level in that aspect. I gotta be honest though, it is a step up from his old intro but then again, pretty much anything would be. Can we please have a moment in silence for The Othminator’s old outro? Let it rest in peace and die in a field somewhere and everyone quickly forgets about it. Right, before I even watch this video, I’ve actually gotta manually edit the audio so it souds a lot louder. Because he’s literally- he’s talking in a corner of his room. The whole vid- can you hear me? You- you don’t make- you don’t talk this far away form the mic when making a video. When a kid say’s hes gonna roast me on YouTube, I’d at least like to fucking hear what he’s saying when I’m watching the video, thanks. “Pyro, Pyro, Pyro, Pyro, Pyrocynical.” “Pyrocynical, or should I say Gayrocynical?” MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED The second I heard him say that, I knew I was gonna be roasted. I even commented saying *read comment above* This boy has been plotting years for his revenge even though I made the video about him like, two days ago mate. He’s been sitting there plotting, thinking “How can I get revenge on Pyro, this YouTube sensation?” “How can I bring him down to his knees and make him cry like a little bitch?” Well, you’ve won. *incomprehensible bullshit* “Pyrocynical, or should I say Prank Invasion?” I see what you did there. Tha- that was a really funny joke because uh, me and Prank Invasion, we both make content on YouTube. Yes. Content. Quality content. “Pyrocynical, or should I say Prank Invasion?” “‘Cause both of them are fucking fake.” Look deeply into this man’s face. He knows deep down in his soul he just dropped the biggest roast of 2016. “Pyrocynical’s basically a channel like-” “he’s at this fucking SoFlo of reaction videos.” “What he does is, reuploads videos straight out of Leafy’s channel.” Now, to an extent this is true. For many years I’ve studied Leafy’s channel, trying to capitalize on the clickbait cancer and see if I can outcancer the cancer. So this boy has actually exposed me for being a failed YouTube sensation. Can we- can we get the sad violin, please? “He’s basically Leafy 2.0, gone wrong, gone right, gone sexual, gone wild, gone Sam Pepper, pepper spray prank 2016.” If you want my personal opinion, you’re just stringing random ass words together, you know. But some people would look more deep in tothat and say that you’re analyzing what a prank truly is and not just saying random words like a retard. “Pyrocynical, you’re fake.” “Here’s some advice from me to you.” “Why the fuck don’t you change your name to LeafyClone?” “And that’s it. That’s what your channel is.” “You’re a fucking Leafy clone.” I was actually thinking of changing my channel name to something more Leafy orientated. I could either choose PyroIsQueer or kill yourself. Please comment your unoriginal, copy-paste doge memes below. “Pyrocynical, I know you’re a PewDiePie wannabe” “so stop bro fisting your ass every fucking day.” “Like bro fist.” “Bro fist” “You’re fake and gay.” “Do you know who agrees with me?” “Leafy does. Here he says that you’re fucking gay.” “Jesus christ, I got one last thing for you too.” Go on, go on. “You’re gay.” Honestly, I think I’ve been outmatched. I thought watching this kid and reacting to his video he would’ve been an easy target, but this kid’s got some good lines, man. He’s roasting me so bad. I- I need a moment. So you thought that was bad? You thought that I got roasted? It gets even worse. This guy breaks into a fucking musical number like it’s High School Musical. “I just wanted to say” “thanks.” “I’m glad you came along,” “partner.” “I wanna sing a song just for you.” “‘Cause you’re my” “SPECIAL FRIEND.” “The views on Pyrocynical goes up and down” “Up and down, up and down” I love how he literally titled ‘cringe’ as a caption while he was singing this. It’s like he want back to watch the video before uploading it and he thought “Wow, this was actual shit. Why did I do this?” It’s like when you take a selfie and you think you look great, but then you actually look at it and you physically cringe. “All, all the way” “Pyro is a SoFlo clone” “SoFlo clone, SoFlo clone” I’m sorry, I know I’m breaking down this video a lot but has anyone noticed that he’s not even singing in tune? It’s like he’s completely lost the plot at this point. He’s just saying random stuff. This isn’t even a song, there’s no like, theme to it or anything. He’s literally just stating things and then he thought “Oh yeah, this is some nice music, you know.” “I’m sure it’ll join with what I’m saying somehow. At some point.” “SoFlo, Flo” “Pyro,” Did anyone notice the really low-key gesture where he tried to flip me off? I mean, you can’t even see it ’cause the fucking words are covering his hand, but look closely, y- you see the roast? I think after watching this video I’m just gonna go lie down and hope I pass in my sleep because that was one of the cringiest things I ever had to sit through in my life. You did make very good valid points on how I’m a terrible youtuber and you are absolutely right in that aspect. But why did you have to sing? DUDE. You can’t sing a song about roasting someone. Not even keep in tune with it. And the background music is some, like crappy nursery rhyme royalty free music anyway, so that’s not even good. Honestly mate, if you want my opinion, you seem like a nice lad, you know. You’ve upgraded your intro, you’ve evolved into a better person, you should just go into hiding and come back a year later with some fresh Minecraft let’s plays. A few years from now when the YouTube ship sinks, all that’s gonna be left is the Minecraft let’s plays. I think the main reason I did this is because people on Reddit would just not shut up about it. I mean, look at the amount of people that are just copy-pasting this video so I’ll notice. This guy got a lot of positive feedback on the video, comments such as *read comment above* He clearly wants to get roasted, you know. He has no friends. Oh I’m sorry, it’s the truth. If this video gets enough likes, I will drink bleach in the next video. You know what? Go for it, mate. If you wanna down a gallon bleach and possibly end your life, go for it mate. ‘Cause #AnythingForYouTubeMoney. Be sure to comment down below what you want me to talk about next. One like equals one bleach, guys. Limited time offer, one like equals one bleach. *Outro Music* *U got prank’d m9* Pyro: OH THE ROAST :'(

100 Comments

  1. the guy is mubbling on his words, he's made it up in his head two seconds ago

  2. pyro is a so-flo-so-flo floo

  3. The othminator is defiantly my second favorite meme first will always be review movie world

  4. Lol

  5. 0:45 GOOD IDEA 2016

  6. Bianca Heinicke

  7. Can someone please give me the bleach lol

  8. And that's origin of the othminator vs pyro war

  9. Pewds is my neighbor
    No joke
    I really do mean it
    You dont Believe me?
    I can prove it!
    proves
    You still dont believe me?!
    Damn

  10. 5:58
    ¨We all live in a Gay old submarine¨
    ¨We all live in a Gay old submarine¨

  11. Leafycynical

  12. leafy can you bully some kids?

    Oh Wait.

  13. The kid says pyro's fake

  14. He's not fake, the guy is just jealous because Pryo's funny

  15. I'm fucking tired of people jumping on the band wagon and saying pyro's a carbon copy of leafy

  16. They say pyrocynical died many minutes after this cringe

  17. Am I the only person who's watching pyros old videos again? Yes okay
    Anyone else use to like leafy but found our lord and saviour Pyro bitch boy?

    Yeah I know that wasn't funny I'll just go make some minecraft cringe videos

  18. its just not funny saying his roasts are to strong its just not funny

  19. The man that likes his own comments no offence

  20. That prerendered intro u sed he has is just from a mobile app called legend that animates text without music so his retardation is up

  21. 5:57 that thing says gay

  22. Jesus dude is this what ur videos used to be like? I'm glad you swapped the leafy style for goofy hats on camera.

  23. Quality cancer 👌

  24. Can you please roast me

  25. If this comment get's over a billion likes, I will drink the bleach Pyro said he will give me.

  26. Pyroisqueer

  27. he took down the video

  28. 5:55 so you dont like the cyclops?

  29. 666 thousand views! I'm proud Pyro

  30. Fake and gay

  31. 666k views

  32. 666k views … I'll accept it, I've wanted to meet Satan all my life.

  33. 666k views

  34. MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTEDD

  35. I wann die m8, everytime i hear othiminator, i crawl in my corner and drink bleach

  36. I can tell you tried real hard for that ten minute mark

  37. 8:17 Pyro predicted the future

  38. Top 10 most savage diss tracks of 2016

  39. nice job extending the video to 10 min you pyroholic bithccc

  40. Why Othminator looks like an Indian Tech Support?

  41. Love Subnautica

  42. The video ends at 8:59, and then you extend it with random shit to make it 10:02. Well played Pyro

  43. Nice subnautica footage

  44. 5:58 why does it say gay tho

  45. 2:57 I bet e spend hours on that roast it's sad

  46. 4:29 he is doing improv comedy just without the comedy

  47. Onaseriousnote

  48. 5:58 I realised so late that the ship was named "Gay" i'm dying inside …

  49. #pyro4life

  50. why did I get 2 unskippble ad on this video

  51. Pyro laughed at his own comment. Alright

  52. The othminator

    More like

    I wanna kill myself because i get no views and my content isnt origninal.

  53. Ur just leafy clone u should jus drink blech fucking furry kill ur self

  54. Trying to get that ad revenue I see

  55. (.-.) this is bob, don’t repost bob. If you do than bob will cry

  56. Does anyone constantly get the “gang into a colony” song ad? I’m so tired of it… I can’t do this anymore… I’m done…

  57. I really can't watch this is self immolate. Made it to 3:34

  58. Did anyone else at 5:57 realize the submarine say gay on it?

  59. Can that kid just fucking hang himself

  60. Wow that’s some good cancer

  61. gay-rocynical?……I thought he was a lesbian!?

  62. Pryocynical, more like canercynical

  63. I ship u and pewdiepie (?

  64. Remember when being gay was an insult?

  65. 👌🏼😤

  66. This has gone too far
    Gone wrong gone right gone left gone sexual almost shot k

  67. matarse fam

  68. Othminator is a wannabe stomedy😂

  69. ''MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED YEAHYEHAYEHYAHEHAYEHH''

  70. I lost it at 5:57 when I saw dat gay

  71. This kid

  72. He literally just said every “content” you have ever made up til this point and just tried to roast u

  73. I liked over 2 years ago now where's my bleach

  74. When your new hand moves are louder than your speech.

  75. PLEASE DO PYROISQUEER PLEASE

  76. I GOT AN AD !!!!!!

  77. wait what this vid was 2016 but subnautica is 2018?

  78. The good ol' days, when the terraformer still existed.

  79. Fucking illegal Indian immigrants! Stay the fuck away from white people, you Gujarati fuckers!

  80. Honestly, this is the type of ass hole that trys to make people feel intimidated by a playground insults.

  81. 43 thousand bleach bottles strong

  82. The guy used LEGEND mobile app to make his intro…..

  83. This has actually worsened my depression. That's not even a joke

  84. "I failed"

  85. 10:01

  86. So sad

  87. EPIC PRANK (GONE SAM PEPPER!!!!)

  88. Great video

  89. Potatoes gonna potate

  90. lol

  91. WHERE PETSCOT 2???
    I was hospitalized for a week cuz of the cringe….

  92. I dont care about the logic in this video. all I are about. is that you play Subnautica in creative mode.

  93. Let's find out where he lives, grab the pyro fans there, and start a team deathmatch nerf war even though all othminator's fans would cheat and not sit down when shot at.

  94. omfg rewatching this video, he was right, all that’s left is minecraft

  95. 8:17 literally predicted the future

  96. Pewdiecynical

  97. PyroGamerHD

  98. the fact that he named his ship "gay" is priceless

  99. 8:20 pyro predicted the Minecraft Revival of 2019

  100. Cringerocynical
    Pyrocringeical
    Pyrocynicringe
    Pyrocynicringical
    Pyrocynicringical

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