ROASTING SIMULATOR!


Cinnamon Toast Ken!! PEW~DIE~PIE~EYE~ YOU SON OF A BEETCH! K: You racist white privileged son of a bitch! Hey, I happen to be ALBINO in this game *triumphant music* K :pffffvv
P: Your country… Your country K: OHHHH
P:*laughs* Oh, hell no you didn’t K: Hell no you didn’t! Oh that’s right I’m bringing the country card P: Oh that’s right bring in the country cards! K: Oh shit! K: Oh.. your hat! BITCH P: NO YOU DID NOT SAY THAT ABOUT MY HAT! K: Ohh! Your hat- K: Ohh! Your hat-
P: Your country… K: ohh ohh ohh… P: TELLS DIRTY JOKES AT FUNERALS! K: OHHHH!!! P: BOOM! K:NOOOO k:son of a— YOUR HAT k:Was defeated…dfffdffd…DANCES LIKE! k:yeah your hat dances..(pewds laughing in the background).. what else you got to say? k:You didn’t have a fucking hat! P: Okay. Wait wait wait wait! P: Your country tells dirty jokes at funerals P: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!! K: Oowwww!! Aaaand? K: Your hat dances like…a lumberjack! P: No! K: Burn!
P: No! K: Burn! P: No! K: BOLOLOLOH! P: Your country tells dirty jokes at funerals aaannnd… *breathes* WAS DEFEATED BY….!! K: Oh my god. K: Oh my god!
P: Better prepare. P: …for the launch attack! K: Aaaaand!
P: *laughs* *both laugh* K: Eh uh eh uh uh uh!
P: Oh No! Oh No! No! No! P: No! P: I clicked the wrong button!
K: You jokin’? P: Fuck!
K: Worked with…! K: and worked with! P: My hat did not work with anyone!
K: Your wife… K: AAAANND! P: No! Stop! P: Stop!
K: …doesn’t own a colored Telly! P: NOOOOUAGHUAGHUAGH!!! K: *roars like viking* *both laugh* K: Am I done? Is that it?
P: Alright P: Bring it, Ken! Bring it, motherfucker!
K: Your Husband! P: No! Do not talk about my husband! K: OHOHOHOHO! P: Oh no!
K: Hell yeah! P: dances like…oh fuck. No!
K: Wrong grammar! Wrong grammar! K: God dang! K: Your husband…is very naughty.
P: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Ken laughs demonically* P: An ordinary pigsty K: Yeah, alright.
Your husband is very naughty K: fuck!
P: yeah! wrong grammar! K: Your husband is very naughty. Ugh, give me the and.
P: Aand. P: An ordinary pigsty secretly adores you! K: Oh God! And… K: doesn’t like…
P: and everybody knows that! P: That’s right motherfucker! K: and doesn’t like…
YOUR PIMPLY ARSE! P: NOOOOOOOOOOO! P: My husband doesn’t like my pimply arse!
K: Ouwww!! Nig-: Yeah, tell him.
Yeah, point that finger at him. P: My pimply arse, how did you know about my secret? K: Ready for another round? P: Oh your son…
K: *breathes like a pussy* P: That’s right.
K: Not my thon. *in a lispy bear voice* P: Your son! K: You know what?
P: Yeah? K: Yo mama!
P: Noo! P: NOOOO!! P: Nooo! Your son P: looks like K: *breathes heavily* K: Oh my god.
P: Oh it’s comin’ up K: Your mother P: You’d better not say anything about my mother, Ken. P: You nothin’ but a- K: HAS BUM CANCER! P: WHAT THE FUCK?! K: *has seizure* P: How dare you say that? P: What the fuck? K: Right! P: Oh oh Okay.
Alright alright alright. P: Okay okay okay. P: Well, your son looks like…A MUPPET!!! K: BOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
*then cries* K: It’s true. K: Your mother has bum cancer AAANND… P: What’s worse that bum cancer? K: doesn’t like P: No, you don’t know what my mother likes.
You don’t know- K: this poor man K: *slurps* P: Uhuh. Okay. K: Sir! P: Oh, are you making a penis in the mouth?
K: Oh yeah. You like that? K: You mother-
P: Oh No! I do not like- ruuuuude! K: Oh ruude! P: Six teen! P: That’s gotta be fifty points.
K: Woohoo! K: Eight half damage! Weak!
P: Fuck you! P: Fuck you! K: You!
P: No!
K: You, sir K: startin’ out strong *both giggles deviously* P: Yo’ FAAAATHAAA…! K: *inhales atmosphere* Not my papi P: Yeah, bring it up to peepee code [?] P: dances like..!
K: *has asthma* K: My father does not dance. How dare you, sir? P: That’s right. He’s a crippled son of a bitch! K: You and your sister K:Hmmm…Hmmm… K: are not part of Europe! P: Nooooooooooo!! P: Noooo! K: Great exit, baby! P: Noooo!
K: Oh god! I’m sweatin’. K: Ah. That’s actually true.
Brexit. *both laugh* K: You ginger! P: No, you did not call me the worst foul name in the entire English dictionary! P: Your mother P: Your mother
Nig-: Hmmm… P: Your mathaa… K: A hamster K: has worse hair than
P: No! No! No! P: Oh, okay. Alright. Well, your motha’ P: was farted on! P: No, what? P: Noo! Nooo! P: Uwahghghgh! P: Nooo ohohohoh K: Ahh a hamster has worse hair than you! P: *realizes meaning* P: But hamsters have excellent hair, so thank you. K: You’re not gonna make it, brother! K: Hamster has worse hair than…
P: Spare- K: And
P: No! No! P: No!
K: sends you the warmest pots of dishes! P: No, I’m out of here. P: No, I can’t stand it anymore! P: I can’t stand it anymore. P: Ahh! Ahaah! P: I don’t wanna live! P: Stop! Stop! P: Owwww! P: Na-ahhh! *drum roll* P: It’s time…for round two! P: fu- fu- K: My twin brother
P: Nah-No! P: twin brother, motherfucker P: This conversation P: I’m starting hard K: What about this conversation? What’s wrong with this conversation? P: smells of K: Your cuntry
P: Don’t say P: anything about Sweden, Ke- K: is getting FAT! K: getting FAAT!
*pewds has seizure* K: *laughs* Calm down. K: It’s okay.
P: Whaaght? K: Alright. Alright. Your country’s getting fat AAANND K: *burps* has bad breath P: No fuckin’ way P: How fuckin’ dare you? P: How fuckn- alright
K: Oooohhh
P: Alright, well taste this. P: This conversation smells of your hat, motherfucker.
K: Owh! K: Ooo god, I burned. P: It hurts, doesn’t it? It hurts, doesn’t it, when you say that? K: Your house P: Oh not my house! P: Not my hoooouse! K: Your house K: Your house is worthless! P: Not my house! I don’t even own a house. How dare yo- K: What the- It can’t be sold on this market. P: You stalked….YOUR WIFE! K: *uses inhaler* P: *fires machine gun* P: Your mother….is full of eels! K: Oh, not the hig Tyson pie [?] *both laughs at inside joke* P: Your mother is full of eels K: What you got now? P: I bet! *both laugh*
P: BUUUUUURRRRNN! K: Your [inaudible] armpit yourself. K: Your son
P: Noooo! P: Not my kettle, he would never do that. P: No. Please. No more about my kettle. K: Is… P: No please. Stop! *both laugh* K: and wanted to be P: Grab ’em motherfucker
K: This conversation P: Uhuh, what about it? P: What about this conversation, Ken? K: THAT’S RACIST!
P: *thumps table* P: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *while thumping table* K: You racist son of a bitch! K: I knew it! P: Your country, your shitty America P: Your country is an uneducated nincompoop aaannd
K: *takes it seriously* P: and is no more, cause Trump is President, motherfucker! K: How dare you! P: *fires machine gun* K: Your pimply arse is in jail P: You don’t know where my pimply arse been. You don’t know where my pimply arse been. P: Don’t yo- Watch your tongue Ken P: ’cause your next words might be your last K: [inaudible] What else you got? P: IIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIT! *goes wild* *hip hop music plays* K: Whyyyyyyy!!! Oh Jesus!
P: What’s fucking right. I don’t play around, motherfucker. K: [inaudible] I promise K: This conversation is silly. K: No way, sir! K: INIIIIIIT!!! P: *gets roasted* Not the innit! Not the innit! *sad music plays* K: Ah, you lose! P: No!
K: *laughs victoriously* P: No.
K: Oh dang! P: You think this is over, Ken? P: Cinnamon Toast Ken!
*sad music still playing* P: I don’t need a game to roast you. P: I’m ready for the real fire. P: You got hobbit feet, bitch! K: Oh god! Ohh! P: That’s right. They look like you should change your name…TO FRODO!! K: *cries after realizing truth* P: That’s right, that’s right. P: No one fucks with Pow-die-pah. *Ken’s cry turns to burp* P: You should delete your computer. P: Next time I’ll delete your System32, you fuckin’ bitch. P: I’m never playing this game.
Fuck you. P: Fuck you.
K: *accepts he’s a bitch* I’m sorry. I’m sorry. P: No. It’s too late.
It’s too late to apologize, Ken. K: Wha- what?
P: I’m sorry for what I said. P: I didn’t really mean it.
*”It’s too late to apologize” song plays* P: I hope this video doesn’t tear a hole in our friendship. K: Ugh. (translate: it did) P: I wanna tha- *laughs* I wanna say I’m sorry. P: for the hurtful things I said. P: especially to you. So, P: Your mother does not have eels in her. P: I know that. K: She juiced them out properly.
Thank you. K: It’s okay.
P: Now, don’t you have anything to say to me? K: Ugh. Okay. Okay.
*clears throat* K: Your pimply ass
P: Yeah K: It didn’t go to jail. *”It’s too late to apologize” song plays* *Poods is touched* SUSYBSCRIBE

100 Comments

  1. People saying "FAKE REACTIONS"

    no fucking shit

  2. ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE

  3. Aint friendship great?

  4. Whats wrong with gingers, i love em', they are so sexy and good at sucking dick

  5. Iridocyclitis

  6. ur mom gay is best roast EVER.

  7. 8:34 X Comes On
    Me: IDURMYMANSAYCANTKEEPMYNUTSINMYPANTSAYEGGGJDHGDHDGGZRHUVD
    HYPE!

  8. Pewds: NOT MY HOUSE
    Me: LOL

  9. H

  10. The cringe level.. it is over 2000!!

  11. R i p pewdiepie

  12. your mum gay

  13. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  14. ?2018

  15. 4:27 you and your sister are NOT part Europe

  16. A colour telly is a tv with colour in British telly means tv

  17. XD SOOOO GOOOD

  18. got pretty gay but thats okay, xD gay is everyday for me

  19. FUCK YOU

  20. HEY PEWDIEPIE LOOKS LIKE YOUR PEWDIDIE I FUCKED YOUR BITCH ON ICE CLEAN OUT YOUR LICE

  21. Jacksepticeye is a boss

  22. Jk I love you PewDiePie I had a roast sorry

  23. Your amazing

  24. 7:18 "notuh hentai senpai"

  25. BUM CANCER 😂😂😂😂😂😱

  26. This video was boring as shit

  27. These are the worst roasts of the century!😂

  28. This video is pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂

  29. What did I just watch…?

  30. 4:55 English subtitles. Anybody else see it….?

  31. TVE same name u used at ark

  32. you f***ing dramatic sons of b****es

  33. #taukhandari

  34. Best vídeo in the entire Galaxy

  35. I am so unbelievably offended sir

  36. Isn't this The Greatest Meme of all time … ?

  37. Did I just watch 10 minutes of this

  38. Rip X

  39. wuut?

  40. Eels

  41. Acting is just like an Indian soap opera.

  42. Cinnamonroastken

  43. Ken IS he's HUSBAND! 🙃🙃🙃

  44. I'm disappointed at the 200k that liked the video

  45. Rip x

  46. There should be a "no u" button.

  47. I smell a fire sniffs nah just the video.

  48. Remember the good old YouTube when the video didn't get demonotized because of a bit of swearing or didn't get copyrighted and claimed because of a 2 second Clip? Sigh Where did it all go wrong YouTube? Go back to your old ways it was much better that way.

  49. That ending is preatty gay

  50. 3:10 my fav part

  51. Ah ma gad da X song was epic
    Can we hit 2 likes?

  52. Well, he deleted ken's system32

  53. Pewdiepie (AKA Puke Da Pie). LOL

  54. Whats that music ? 8:35

  55. 10:00 LOL I STARTED SINGING THE SONG BEFORE THEY PLAYED IT XD

  56. the way ken says and the reaction to "YOUR PIMPLY ARSE!"

  57. lolzzz what the heck is going onn?? lol

  58. Is it me or pewdiepie is overacting like other YouTubers and also the best multi-player game video ever

  59. "Your mother….Has bum cancer"

  60. I miss the chair

  61. FIRST

  62. 8:27 😂

  63. Why is snake eater playing in the intro.

  64. How does Ken not have at least 10mil subs

  65. U roast you loose

  66. I thought ether Ken or cry was pewds husband

  67. 8:30 LLJ 🙏

  68. 9:44 and pewds actually does in another video is this prediction or what 🤣😜

  69. I feel retarded

  70. LONG LIVE X

  71. 6:21 your country is getting fat

    ROASTED

  72. Most innocent roasts I’ve heard

  73. Pewdiepie 2017 is my favorite pewdiepie

  74. Gr8 parkour

  75. Fuck off pew

  76. Comments Happy New Year 🙂 and I love you

  77. EVEN IF HE WON, KEN STILL HAS BETTER CAMERA QUALITY

  78. Song by xxxtentacion and it's called

    Read more

  79. Nooooo

  80. So he and his sister are not part of Europe,good to know

  81. spider pewds

  82. when pewds said innit i started dabbing

  83. Felix, you and Ken have the best chemistry. Keep doing these vids. I mean, you clearly know this because it’s 2019 and you are still doing them… but hey, just saying. Love you two together so much!

  84. Both were giving fake reactions but pewds did it accurately

  85. AANND

  86. Do a video on marzia and fake marzia playing a game 😂😂😂😂

  87. Goddamnit "Not the Hentai senpai" xD

  88. Pewdiepie has legs

    Wait thats illegal

  89. how to win this game:
    Step: 1- let the other person roast you bad.
    Step: 2- NO U.
    Step: 3- laugh as the opposition cries in total defeat.

  90. I just realized 9:41
    He really deleted ken's system32 at the rock paper scissors vid.

  91. Yes😏 I'm board and depressed . And . That is why ..

  92. Best video ever

  93. anyone 2019??

  94. I love how pewdiepie added look at me after roasting ken

  95. Man YT was a lot more fun before now.

  96. Best part is 8:34

  97. I N N I T

  98. Just a comment of 2019
    But hey can you make a cobblestone generator?

  99. "your son.." actually Pewds he has a daughter :p

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