Jeff Ross Gets Brutally Honest with Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

Happy roast. What a crowd! Here I am again following
fucking De Niro. Great job, Aging Bull. I learned something tonight. Alec is the name you give
your son if you want him to grow up and be an asshole. Caitlyn, you were
fucking awesome tonight. I just wanna say that. You were really awesome
tonight. But I wouldn’t fuck you
with Bruce Jenner’s dick. Remember when your picture
was on Wheaties boxes back when people could still
look at you when they eat? How about a hand
for our guest of honor, Mr. Alec “Bobblehead” Baldwin? [cheers and applause] Alec is actually my neighbor
in Greenwich Village, which was a pretty safe
neighborhood until you fucking moved in. You’re a big star. I watched you get arrested
for punching a guy over a parking spot. Next time, valet your car and help your
brother’s business. Help a brother out, Alec! I’m speaking as a big fan.
I love all your movies, Alec. I loved you in “The Departed,” which is also what Caitlyn
calls her penis. And of course, Alec,
you got your Oscar nomination for “The Cooler,” which is where Caitlyn
keeps her penis. And of course,
your first big break was “The Hunt for Red October,” which is what Caitlyn
calls her vagina. Alec, I first saw you
in the movie “Pearl Harbor,” which was worse than
the actual Pearl Harbor. Halfway through, I was rooting
for the Japanese. Any fans of Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump impression
here tonight? [cheers and applause]
Okay. Okay. What a lot of people
don’t realize is that for the last three years, Donald Trump is actually doing
an Alec Baldwin impression. He calls people names,
he yells at the press, he married an immigrant
half his age. The only difference is that
Trump calls his daughter a fox, not a pig. Here’s to you, Ireland. Great job, Ireland.
You didn’t oink once. What a babe.
I love that movie. Bob, this is nothing for you.
You’ve seen it all. Robert De Niro’s
been around so long, he was God’s father. Bob, I have to give you props. You’re owner of my favorite
sushi restaurant. Any fans of Nobu? Yeah. I love that place. By the way,
Nobu is also what Bob’s girlfriend says
when he asks her to dress up like sexy
Harriet Tubman. [laughs] No, boo! Caroline Rhea. I–this is my friend
for a long time. I love this woman so much. You look like
the schoolteacher all the kids hide behind
during a shooting. [laughter] If you don’t know Chris Redd’s
work on “Saturday Night Live,” he does all the impressions
that Kenan Thompson is too fat to play. Big future, bro.
Big future. You look like a blind kid tried
to draw Michael B. Jordan. [laughter] And I say that with affection. Adam Carolla, very interesting
podcast tonight. [laughs] Oh, come on, Adam. I love you.
You were great tonight, but you gotta own up to it. You once said,
“Women aren’t funny.” Well, let me tell
you something. They are,
and you should have hired some to write your jokes tonight. [cheers and applause] – Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you. – Hi, Nikki. You look great tonight. You look like the photo that
Caitlyn showed her doctor. – [laughs] – Great to see my pal
Ken Jeong. Ken is a doctor,
a comic, and an actor, or as it’s known back home
in Korea, a failure.
[chuckles] – [laughs] – Congratulations are in order. Your wife and you, you just had identical
twin daughters. Congratulations. Ken told me–Ken told me
he can’t tell them apart. Well, now you know
how the rest of us feel. – [laughs] – You’re a good guy, Ken. Thank you for letting
them live. – [laughs] [laughing heavily] – Caitlyn, it’s frustrating
to think about. You supported Donald Trump
despite his policies. How can someone who chooses
to be a woman vote against a woman’s right
to choose? [cheers and applause] Just ’cause you’re built like
Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t mean you have
to vote like her. [cheers and applause] Who transitions at 60? That’s like neutering your dog
right before he dies. Bruce Jenner wanted
to be here tonight, but some […]
cut his dick off. Bruce, blink twice
if you’re in there! I gotta give it up to you. You’re the first transgender
person ever to do the Comedy Central Roast. – Yeah! [cheers and applause] I believe you’re normalizing
what should be normal, and you proved tonight you’re
not just a great athlete– the greatest athlete–
you’re also a great sport, which I think
is really important. And you’re an inspiration
to Republican transgender Olympic decathlon
winners everywhere. Mr. Alec Baldwin, thank you for doing this
tonight for charity. And to be honest, making fun of you wasn’t easy
because you have it all. A great career,
a beautiful family, good looks,
intelligence, and you know what? You should run
for president someday. Yeah. I think you got a good shot ’cause in addition to all that, you’re also a piece of shit. Coffee is for closers.
Good night, everybody. I love you guys. [rock music] – You never disappoint.
– Oh! – Thank you, man.


  1. Ahh Celebrity Roast..making fellow comedians over fake laugh for over 50 years..But really, nobody takes people apart like Ross!..And u gotta give it up for Bruce(I mean Caitlyn)Jenner for showing up..She must have known she was gonna take a beatin that night!.

  2. Caityl I loved you on keeping up with the car crashians.

  3. Where is all the car crash jokes?

  4. Bruce Jenner is fucking gross.

  5. I pissed myself laughing when he said ‘remember when you were on a pack of Wheaties back when people could look at you while they eat’ lol!

  6. God I hate dinero -sjw toxic poison

  7. Jeff Ross, 1/2 the women on this planet should not be ALLOWED to breed, much less decide!….

  8. That chick is gross bro

  9. Fuck Bruce n Caitlyn. Murderer.

  10. Jeff Ross is the man👍🏽

  11. I almost died three times, dont eat while watching this =P


  13. This is why I love Jeff Ross

  14. I am here for the savagery towards Baldwin and Caitlyn.

  15. Caroline Rhea, I love her so much from Sabrine and that one game show with them in the TicTacToe.

  16. dang pitbull really let himself go…or did fat foe do a really good job losing weight

  17. Bruce jenner should kill him self he has played with peoples mind by making them want to turn into a woman you fucking disgusting plastic pig face fuck wit

  18. Was Robert DeNiro the Aging bull alive

  19. As long as you don't joke about him killing people in a car crash you're good.

  20. hes an ungly dude,gross!

  21. Kaitlin i wouldnt fuck you with bruce jenners dick hahahahahahaa jeff ross is a true master of his craft 😂😂😂😂

  22. I agree with Adam that women aren't funny.

  23. Probably Jeff Ross’s BEST ROAST OF ALL TIME! Bravo, Sir👏 👏

  24. Y does Alec look exactly like deniro? These clones r getting annoying

  25. Asian dude NOT funny and enough with the fake laughter

  26. im kinda glad this turned into a caitlyn roast

  27. 😂😆😂… Bruce is such an idiot.

  28. What a freak show…Wheaties box joke was good

  29. Jeff Ross nails it again

  30. Harriet Tubman joke…ROTFLMBO

  31. Sheesh Jeff Ross ain't to be played with 😝😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜

  32. Too much cursing on this roast and not so funny… only good part is that it goes to charity

  33. Gee, Adam Carolla sure can't take a joke.

  34. Multiple reporting of drive bys that night

  35. Mr Chow drunk af

  36. Jeff Ross is asking for his picture on a missing person poster. Dude its not worth the laugh.

  37. Larry David ❤️

  38. Man he was good🤣

  39. man he DESTROYED Bruce lmfaooo This is what every comic wanted to so bad for years but couldnt because they would get cancelled… he took one for the team coming on this roast

  40. He is a piece of shit.

  41. I wish he went as hard as most of America feels about brucekat… That bitch took an award for bravery or something over a multi amputee veteran… For real, that thing stole a real heros award.. look it up, it's gross

  42. Why do Americans do this??? Lol doesn’t really happening in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  43. Jeff Ross was the best 1!!!!Lool

  44. Bruce Jenner looks creepy as shit.. y is Bruce dressed like a lady?

  45. 5:35 that one is hands down the harshest thing said looool

  46. Jeff Ross is somehow one of the nicest and most vicious people in show business. He is both joyfully. Respect.


  48. fuck off bruce jenner you waste of space. Tells everyone they cant talk about his car accident where he killed someone or he will walk off the stage and then gives the most cringe worthy speech at the end of the roast… honestly cannot stand that human being if you can still call him that.

  49. It was good until he tried to say Bruce jenner was brave or whatever

  50. my favorite Alec movie.. Beetlejuice

  51. Ken Jeong looks drunk bros

  52. Alec can't take a joke as well as a tranny Baldwin

  53. I wish Greg Giraldo was still with us. He was always my favorite roaster.

  54. Surprised Baldwin didn't swing on someone.

  55. You know your set is killing when Larry Davids laughs at a joke like that at 06:51

  56. Best Roaster

  57. Robert De Niro slowly becomes the elderly on the UP movie.

  58. Robert De Niro over here looking like Bernie Sanders

  59. I'm not a fan of Caitlyn's at all but some of those jokes were honestly pretty mean and were borderline transphobic

  60. Bruce Jenner is a fucking freak.

  61. Without Jeff Roasts wouldnt be a thing

  62. Nobody cares about toolbag Baldwin, or half the people on stage. The other half on stage we don't even know who they are.

  63. Jeff kills

  64. The roast master

  65. Bruce is creepy as fuck looking


  67. Gold

  68. I really haven't like Alec Baldwin since he called his DAUGHTER a "fat pig"! Jeff Ross sure "cut" Caitlyn Jenner to the bone! I still believe all of Bruce Jenners OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS should be RETURNED & THE RECORDS ERASED, AS IF HE "NEVER" EXISTED! THAT'S WHAT HE SAID HE WANTED/DID!

  69. Can jeff ross claim to be a jew when the house dems keep attacking jews and he got that libtard cock in his mouth and and snowflake dick in his ass at the same time?

  70. People didn't wanna laugh. And they did anyway.

  71. Caitlyn Jenner is fuckin disgusting

  72. Anybody else think it said coffee is for losers

  73. Jeff Ross is the best roaster that ever done it.

  74. I’d eat Bruce Jenner’s pussy

  75. Trump 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  love this show but its so obvious they are evil living in a fantasy world..

  76. FUNNY!!!

  77. women arent funny….and before you get upset…. men HAVE to be funny to attract a mate, a woman has to just blink whatever eye you feel fit, and they have whatever mate they want. so yeyah, women havent had to be funny. so women arent funny.. for a reason, dumbass femninsm

  78. Omg 😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂

  79. Roast of everyone but Alec Baldwin

  80. Alec baldwin is so boring, caitlyn jenner was the highlight of the roast…

  81. Did Adam Corolla put up the wrong finger when trying to flip everyone off? Lol

  82. Fun fact: Caitlyn actually said if anybody mention about her car crash she would walk out the stage…

  83. 😂😂😂😂😂

  84. I'm done with the liberal shit 😂 leave politics out of comedy

  85. Jeff Ross is Eminem in comedy he just don’t give a fuck 💯

  86. I like roasting randoms but I would never go head to head with Jeff I’ll pass because my life would be on the line

  87. 06:11 they have censored 'cut' instead of 'dick' lmao

  88. Jeff ross you the man and damn Robert deniro is looking old as hell what is he 100 shit

  89. Everyone must praise Caitlin for being an amazing,strong woman…im sorry but you have blood on your hands. I heard no one was allowed to joke about her manslaughter or she would walk..weak minded bitch can't take a joke..changing the plumbing cant hide the fact your a murderer. A family lost a love one and we should be kissing the killers feet or people will say we hate transsexuals…I dont care if you got a dick or vagina or nothing you got away with murder and I hope it haunts you the rest of your day s

  90. This probably upset a lot of people because americans are the softest, weakest minded people on the planet. Mentally brittle little bitches its embarrassing

  91. 4:30 is that Ms Patt?

  92. Plenty of false laughing🤣

  93. Buncha dirty liberals. Cant even laugh at half the jokes cuz they're too stuck up.

  94. De Niro didn't give two shits about this lol He must be a good friend to show up.

  95. 6:57 wait wasn't that one of the people that got "canceled"?

  96. “How can someone who chooses to be a woman vote against a woman’s right to choose.” Love this guy. Caitlyn Jenner sucks.

  97. Film Actors Guild

  98. This felt like they asked the same guy to deliver shake weight and coffee at the same time.

  99. Caitlyn Jenner isn't a woman. He's a disgusting headcase. When are people gonna wake the fuck up & realize you can't argue with science. You can't change your gender. That's like trying to change your ethnic background. You can make yourself look however the hell you want, but the facts still remain. As the great man Shapiro once said 'facts don't care about your feelings."

  100. Thanks for letting them live? Are girl children not wanted there too like in India? 😢

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