DIY BLACK GRILLED CHEESE – Man Vs Din #3


What’s up, I’m Rob, You’re watching Man VS Din! Now last week Corrine made black ice cream, and everybody lost their sh*t I- I don’t even want to talk about my sh*t but.. The whole, entire internet seems obsessed with turning everything black! So today on Man VS Din we’re doing all black everything! Din-o-Meter? *Rising pitch*……Huh. Now as always here on Man VS Din we are starting off with the alcoholic appetizer. This my friends is the Blackbeard cocktail. To make this I needed to mix the following: One ounce of spiced rum Now remember if you’re making a real drink here..You triple everything! So that’s three ounces…Of spiced rum Then we are adding one and a half ounces of Fernet-Branca I don’t even know what the- the f*ck is this? Four ounces of Crem de cacao Cacoa? Cowca? Coca? (It’s pronounced cocow) Hmm. Next you’re gonna need squid ink! I mixed a fourth of a tablespoon of squid ink ..Or Cuttlefish Ink into the mixture. Then, you top all THAT off with One and a half ounces of Chocolate Stout. You mix it. You shake it. You pour it. You drink the sh*t out of it. It’s kinda black… Let me think.. You want to taste it? Taste it. Oh yeah, good huh? Don’t tell your parents. Oh yeah sure. It’s alright. It’s not bad, it’s.. It’s black Eh, f*ck it. It’s alcoholic. *Gurgle noises from the depths of Hell* Elheha Alright! Alright! Now we are ready to move on, to the star of the show! The project I believe that is going to change the course of Threadbanger history as we know it. This is gonna f*cking take internet by goddamn storm The black grilled cheese, SANDWICH You thought that rainbow F*cking grilled cheese sandwich was something Well, you have not seen ANYTHING. Yet. Buzzfeed is going to be doing an article about it next week. Joey Graceffa is coming out with a video already. This is going to be legendary. I think… I hope… First you will need all the sh*t you need to make bread Don’t know how to make bread? I don’t either, but the f*cking internet does In a larger bowl, I dissolved a quarter ounce of active yeast and two and a quarter cups of warm water I added three tablespoons of sugar one tablespoon of salt two tablespoons of Canola oil six cups of flour and a f*cking partridge in a pear tree and I mixed all of that sh*t into some dough Just as you suspected …yes this is a f*cking mess sticky f*cking doughy, getting all over the f*cking place bullsh*t I put down some flour on the counter and continued rolling it out until I got this kinda stretchy, elastic, type dough Now, I’m also using squid ink to make this black. *rob coughing and slowly dying from the toxic squid fumes * Oh god…ugh…ugh… that f*cking smells terrible ugh…alright. I mixed that together uh…and I don’t know, it’s kind of gray …ish so I’m going to add some super black food coloring to it and I’m happy I did because that sh*t did the trick I think and uh….. now I gotta let that sh*t sit now for a hour and a half! To f*cking rise and do whatever f*cking scientific f*cking bread bullsh*t that it does. F*ck it, I’m going to make another drink and get started on dessert. Black Jello! mmm, black Jello. That’s crazy! Now and I went and picked out the darkest Jello color that I could find and uh, which in this case it happens to be raspberry I prepared the Jello by uh following the instructions on the back That’s how you do it. And once I did that, I added in my super black food coloring and yeah, that uh, looks pretty black I poured it into a cake mold ’cause uh, I thought that would be fancy and, uh, put it in the fridge then you just wait f*cking four more hours and make yourself another SIX cocktails cheers (Rob plz) Alright, back to the dough A hour and a half later uh, it’s looking pretty DOUGH PUH. Dope, Dough? (Rob..Just no….) f*ck I unwrapped it, I kneaded it for a minute and then put it into a greased bread pan I had to wait another 30-45 minutes for that sh*t to rise and then I popped it into the oven at 375 for 30 minutes. Holy F*cking Sh*t Baking bread is a f*cking process! Jesus! 30 minutes later I took them out Buttered them and sliced them up Oh! Look at that! This f*cking turned out perfect! I am a god d*mn baker now! Motherf*ckers! (whatever pleases you Rob) Alright. On to the cheese. Since there is no such thing as black cheese I’m just going to do it the old fashioned way. Taking some white cheddar, and mixing in some super black food dye To get the darkest possible color that I can get Now on top some of the slices of black bread I’m putting on my black cheese Look at that sh*t. (we are Rob, we are…) I fired up the pan melted some butter, and threw it in. I can’t even f*cking, can’t even see it where did it go?! There’s smoke here, but I don’t know if I’m burning it or not. I guess we’ll find out soon enough! I took it off, I cut it in half and, here we go! This is the F*cking money shot Let me present to you the first ever BLACK. GRILLED. CHEESE. SANDWICH. That is a thing of beauty right there Look at that f*cking blacky goodness! ha hah….what? Blacky goodness? uh god… You saw it first! Right F*cking here! We got to see how these things taste. MMM (you are making the viewers hungry) Ooh my god. WHAAAAAT? Look at that. That is f*cking delicous I gotta open up a goddamn restaurant called, Rob’s Black Food! *whispers* What No Corrine’s gonna try it Corrine: Hehehe! Rob: You’re all the way down there It looks terrifying. Smells just like a grilled cheese though. Crunchy, I don’t know if I can get over the fact that it’s a black grilled cheese, it’s kinda freakin me out. How much food coloring did you use in that? Rob: Yeeaah, a good ammount, a pretty good ammount. How the hell’s that Jello doing? Let’s bust that sh*t out. Huh… Just gotta give it a little shove here, *Bangs on table* Push, eeeeehh, oh. There it is. Umm.. Not too appetizing looking at all. Nothing really revolutionary about it. But it’s good! Leaves your tongue a little bit black, eh. Success on the black Jello, but this episode’s, really, this episodes all about the f*cking grilled cheese. Game changer f#ckin game changer Let us know what you want us to blackify next? Blackify… that sounds terrible Let us know what you want to make black next? None of this is gonna sound right but you know what the f*ck I mean And while were on the subject of black things lets talk bout the threadbanger box Boom solid f*king transition This is the halloween threadbanger box. Everything in it is super exclusive. Corrine and I are designing a t-shirt to put in here a poster, stickers We’re doing DIY supplies so that you can actually work alongside us during a live broadcast. We’ve never done a live show before. I don’t know what the f*ck is gonna happen. I don’t even know if I’m allowed to show this one yet but this is just a small thing that’s in it and it’s amazing.Yes that is the Finger McF*ckerton sticker kit. So be sure to head on over to THREADBANGERBOX.com and pick yourself up one TODAY. While supplies last. Operators aren’t standing by. It’s just a f*cking website On another note, we just reached 3 MILLION subscribers. Thanks to everybody that has made that possible We are f*cking freaking out over here If you’re not subscribed be sure that you hit up that button Like up this video and I’ll see you round here next Man Vs Din

100 Comments

  1. Goth dinners

  2. How would you know if you burnt it??

  3. Rob: don't tell your parents

    Me:OK???? You do know this is the yt

  4. Hi I'm procrastinating from doin hw. How's ur day going, random commenters?

  5. Hello everybody and welcome to HOW MANY TIMES DID ROB CURSE !!! Today the number is………….. 47!

  6. Kinda looks like the venom symbiote

  7. Secretly has corinne I'm the background making it.

  8. Who added a partrage in a pear tree to their dough?

    Only me?
    okay

  9. You should rename this man vs black

  10. Here in Argentina we drink Fernet Branca with Coke and you can get really drunk with it.
    Measurements are: 20% with fernet and the other 80% with coke

    If you wanna get extra drunk you do 30% fernet, 70% coke

  11. The black cheese looks like the venom symbiote

  12. What the fuck are you doing with you're life rob

  13. Anyone eles see the venom symbiote in his grilled cheese

  14. Hello darkness my old friend

  15. The Beer was to strong LOL

  16. The more you play with the doe the harder the bread will be

  17. you could have added brown sugar making it brown and then add food coloring that would do it

  18. Yeast

  19. Holy shit this dude cusses a lot

  20. There actually is a black cheese it’s called venom cheese

  21. Did anybody notice Rob's bread making skills, tho?

  22. If you ever had a bakery it should be threadbaker

  23. Spooders

  24. the Internets emo phase

  25. Even tho the bread is black it still tastes amazing

  26. “how the fuck do you make bread?”

  27. Proud of Rob for not just using bread from the store

  28. black grilled meat

  29. My brain is telling me it's dark chocolate.

  30. Black face

  31. It's not a threadbanger video until rob gags ??

  32. Cool

  33. I love you

  34. Rob really is better at cooking when he's drunk.

  35. Why the hell would you use squid ink to color anything you plan to eat?? That stuff has a fishy taste. I mean some things maybe if you like your food to taste like that…….

  36. SUCCULENT BALL

  37. Play fortnite

  38. You should get sponsored by food colouring companies. ????

  39. I see a red door…

  40. The amount artificial food coloring makes me gag.

  41. Who else is having Spongebob “Pretty Patty” nostalgia just by looking at it?

  42. Mix Fernet with Coca Cola. You’re welcome

  43. once you go black you never go back

  44. Holy shit rob rocked this diy.

  45. Didn't use Black Butter. Not official.

  46. Galaxy spaghetti

  47. This made me so hungry for some reason

  48. NEWS UPDATE!

    Rob's bread is not vegetarian! He uses a partridge in a pear tree in it!

    1:51

  49. This is appropriation of goth culture.

  50. Kraken rum. That's the good stuff.

  51. EMO FEAST

  52. …. Venom?????

  53. Alcoholic jello please

  54. On the squid ink package there is a pineapple. Kind of like how there is a squid in SpongeBob. Illuminati confirmed!!!

  55. Try Fernet and Coke, obviously some ice Cuba, it's an Argentinian drink ???

  56. Wait is din for dinner and pin for Pinterest? Cuz then it makes sense to me ?????

  57. That’s what I call soul food

  58. The internet went emo

  59. Its okay I get it the joke

  60. i’m gonna take you to church, so you can get prayed over.

  61. Can’t believe I’ve been watching you guys since 2016

  62. everytime i watch rob use food coloring, i am so immensely disturbed at the amount that he uses vs. the amount he really needs

  63. When he mentioned the black ice cream I couldn’t remember from that video his crap literally turned black

    Edit) i’m wondering did his crap turn black again

  64. Black fucking pizza

  65. Cinnamon bun waffles

  66. PIZZA PIEROGIS PLEASE

  67. oooooof

  68. I should have known better, why do I watch this while suffering from a horrible hangover

  69. black grilled cheese with rainbow inside

  70. Want some dinner with your food dye?! Damn, your shit must have been black for quite a while after this dinner.

  71. EHHH fernet locooo! Aguante argentina

  72. Why does every douchetard when they turn 26-30 who decides they’re into cocktails drink them as if they invented drinking? As if they’re they only ones who who can be roughly surly cause their life revolves around drinking. Anyone can have a drinking problem jr.

  73. The grilled cheese venom symbiote

  74. this guy can be the next auntie fee

  75. I recall those sunday mornings at grandma’s… Always had to scrape the soot of the panmade toast above the sink. Ah those days.

  76. Please do a diy dreamcatcher against each other!!!

  77. Fernet is really popular in Argentina ??

  78. isn't that called "burnt"

  79. Old fashion way? More like Shane Dawson way….

  80. Black ramen

  81. Christine should to make castella

  82. Ummm…

    Rob your mouth is going to be a black hole.

  83. And for jello purple is actually the darkest colored one

  84. Corinne is the galaxy queen but rob is the black king

  85. This came up in my suggestions even though I’ve seen it a billion times. I wanted to watch this to remember Rob’s voice properly. Get well soon Rob!

  86. You should drink fernet cola with coke, this is a typical drink in Argentina and it tastes GREAT

  87. Dark mode my food

  88. I can’t tell if it’s getting getting racists anymore

  89. An e-girl meal

  90. You guys have started so many internet trends…and yet you still don't have 4 million subscribers.
    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FELLOW VIEWERS!!! SHAME! SHAME!!!

  91. tfw even God knows that the world needs Rob, I think he secretly enjoys your videos too. bless you, buddy and bless Corinne, she's always charismatic af :') (teach me plx)

  92. Your videos make me crave food – I'm pregnant and I really want a fucking eggy-breaded grill cheese but I have no fucking grill because I'm in the middle of moving and OH JESUS COME TO MY HOME AND MAKEY MY FOOD

  93. Black pudding made out of blood. You should really explore blood food. You will love all the REAL BLOOD you will touch ?‍♂️?‍♀️

  94. Late 2019 joining the 'turning everything black' trend
    Trudo got it hard

  95. Rob: "I found the darkest jello they have" *shows raspberry *
    Grape: "Am I a joke to you?"

  96. How much food colour do you want

    Rob : yes.

  97. In case anyone wants the bread recipe written down

    Bread.
    quater ounce of yeast 7g
    water 2 and a half cups 600g
    3 Tablespoons of sugar
    1 Tablespoon of salt
    2 Table spoons of oil
    6cups of flour 750 g

    Activate the yeast in the water
    put the rest of the ingredients in
    Mix'em Mix'em Mix'em
    Put dough in greased baking tray/baking form
    Bake that shnit for 30 minutes 375°f /200° C
    Boom
    Bread
    Bone Apple Tea

  98. Good God, I love Rob as an influence

  99. Can you taste the ink? ?

  100. Dough-p

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