Did Ariana Grande Steal a Drag Queen’s Look? (feat. Anthony Jeselnik) – Lights Out with David Spade

Yesterday, we did a story
on Ariana Grande, and today, we have to do
a follow-up story. ANNOUNCER:
F-F-F-Follow-up! SMOOVE: Love follow-ups.
Love follow-ups. Uh, no, we didn’t need that. Um, Ariana Grande
is suing Forever 21 for stealing her look. Well, now a drag queen
named Farrah Moan is accusing Ariana Grande
of stealing her look. How can a drag queen accuse
anyone of stealing a look? Isn’t that all they do? David,
I look like so many dudes. You know how many people
could be suing me? I look like… You could sue me
for stealing your look. Scarlett Johansson. I looked like her
before her nudes leaked. Um, uh,
the middle Hanson brother. -SPADE: Oh, yeah?
-Uh… David Koresh. Mitch Hedberg. I’m like Bitch Hedberg,
you know? So many. There’s a lot. I just think this is ridiculous. -You know, Ariana Grande’s hot.
-SPADE: Yeah. But she’s no drag queen. -You know what I mean?
-SMOOVE: Right. -Right.
-Yeah. -JB, anything?
-Come on, man. She-She’s 12 years old. They– Know what,
people have been stealing from cartoon characters forever,
man. You know, they– Everybody stole
their shit from Betty Boop. -Betty Boop was the original.
-LEDERMAN: Yeah. -Betty Boop. Betty Boop was, like,
the original one. She had the haircut. Halle Berry stole that haircut
from her. From the (bleep) ’50s.
The (bleep) ’50s. -But we forgot about it.
-You c– you can see the duct tape on her dick
though. -Down there? Oh, Ariana’s?
-Arian– No, Ariana. -So rude.
-Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Ru-ude. All right,
let’s move it along here. This one’s a–
Here’s a real feel-good story. It’s NSFW.
(mouths): Not safe for work. Uh, seven eighth graders
got busted for serving their teachers
crepes full of their… -pee-pee and jizz. Whatever.
-(groaning) Um, I know. I was sickened. Um, they were, uh, e-entering
their dish in a cooking class, and they added special sauce. I know this seems gross, but it’s in everything
Guy Fieri makes, if you look closely
at the recipe. But no one reads.
No one reads the recipes. This story is insane to me
for several reasons. First of all, if you are around
eighth graders, you don’t ever touch
their hands, -much less eat a crepe
they gave you. -Yeah. -SMOOVE: Never do that.
-And, secondly, the balls on these kids. If you just graduated
senior year, they hand you a diploma,
you’re like, “Here’s a crepe
with all the fixin’s,” I get it. -“All the fixin’s.”
-But if it’s eighth grade, -you got four more years to deal
with these people. -Yeah. -SMOOVE: What?
-That’s a baller move. They emptied those balls right
onto that crepe, didn’t they? These young people are amateurs,
you know? If you’re gonna put jizz
and-and all that kind of shit inside of a-a…. you could clearly see
all the jizz leaking out. -You can see it.
-Yeah. If you’re gonna be a–
Don’t be an amateur. Put it inside a doughnut.
Put it– -Just fill a doughnut up,
you know what I mean? -Yeah. -No one’s gonna ever know it.
-Yeah, don’t glaze it on top. -No, don’t put it on top.
You put it inside. -I know. -The cream filling!
The cream filling. -Stop! No one’s gonna know
the difference! Just bite it. They’re gonna eat
it. They won’t see it! Anybody knows how jizz looks. -I see jizz! There’s jizz
all over that! -I get it. -You got a good jizz detector.
-I see jizz everywhere. -That’s a red flag, man.
-(applause) -I get…
-Which, which– -side note–
-Uh-oh. I would change my name,
if I was you. Anthony Jizz-nik. -SPADE: Jizznik.
-Well, we know what– -Perfect name! -We know what
the “J” stands for in your name. -SPADE: What?
-Jizz B. Smoove? -Yeah.


  1. First

  2. Second

  3. Moist

  4. I hope whoever reads this becomes wealthy and has a good life

  5. Second Lamo

  6. love jeselnik so funny

  7. Second

  8. So how come you think you can have a show but Justin Nash can’t?

  9. U can sue me 😉

  10. Jizz b smoove 😂😂😂😂

  11. The Betty Boop persona was stolen from a black singer who performed at the Cotton Club, Esther Jones.

  12. lady in red savage at the end…

  13. Comedy Central is one of my favorite channels it's very entertaining and fun. That’s why I created also my own channel even though it's not related to this channel. Check it and follow, and I will follow back, just need help for a beginner. Thank you.

  14. Arianna stole the look.

  15. Sure grandpa, she is hot.

  16. Jizz Balls Smoove: "Guys, on today's cooking demo umma be showing y'all my special recipe glazed donuts." 😎

  17. Bitch Hedberg 🙂 I didn’t think I could like Annie more 😆

  18. I’d be real suspicious of the math teacher who ate everyone’s leftovers.

  19. I’m sorry for Anthony in this scenario. He’s so far past those comics and I love JB but it’s like Mike Tyson fucking an infant… or is it fighting?

  20. Yeah I consume mass amounts of Soy….. so what?

  21. I enjoy the situation at the end. Editing is a real thing. It’s like makeup. There was a climax. I just wonder how real it was. Did AL actually jump in before AJ could say something? Honestly weak punchline, but the set up was good.

  22. Anyone seen Van Wilder?? Lol

  23. How about we don’t make fun of gender non-conforming people? That would be nice, for once.

  24. JB seems so weird on the show

  25. JB on some Van Wilder cream filllin

  26. How is David spade still relevant

  27. This would be better with some comedians

  28. can't wait for jizzledick's show tomorrow gonna be good shit

  29. Why this show exists ?


  31. David Spade is still alive?

  32. all of them are so unfunny! i was expecting some kind of parody for some reason lmfao

  33. Glittery corsets and white fishnets are now illegal to wear if you make money

  34. I thought most women make-up Youtubers stole their make-up look from drag queens?

  35. I just love that the teacher knew exactly what jizz and piss tastes like, and immediately identified it. "Hmmm… that tastes familiar."

  36. Lmao

  37. KNOW, never eat ANYTHING from 8th graders for real , LMFAOooooo

  38. If anyone needs more laughs this HAPPY Friday… check us out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ21wXYwSO-bIQOQBZwkqUw

  39. How u boutta sue someone for stealing your look. That really tells you a lot about her character.

  40. That's the dude from the gta 5 talk radio station!

  41. Once upon a time,
    near by in a local school.
    Kids thought it'd be a delight to drop 8 hits of acid in their techers coffee, and they did.
    Not my school, we wouldnt waste delicacies like that, we'd bask in all the tracers that glow of liberty🇺🇸

  42. Byron Allen comes to mind.

  43. OMG the homophobic in mainstream media?

  44. Why is JB so amped about everything?

  45. Lights out. My new favorite. Careful drag queens will cut s bitch

  46. ariana is a mf queen not a drag one

  47. Cre-pee's !

  48. I think everyone who found this unfunny are entitled snowflakes so agree with the whole "omG yOU stOlE FrOM mE" concept. You going to sue someone for having the same height, hair and eye color as you? This video was very funny for sure, not the funniest obviously but it was still funny. Anyone who thinks otherwise is guilty lol, that's why they found it unfunny, they got called out. Also middle schools are hilariously stupid already so yes, that was funny too. They act hot shit but are so dumb and clueless they get caught which makes it funny.

  49. I love Anthony and David, but that was cringey.

  50. Annie is such an underrated talent

  51. Why does Anthony look like he just woke up

  52. The disrespect of Farrah Moan here. If you're gonna bash her atleast be funny.

  53. I love Jeselnik!

  54. Fuck spades show he's a pussy

  55. Ariana Grande sounds like a $9 dollar drink at Starbucks. (Add $2 for extra jizz).

  56. Jeselnik looks like he's on Getting Doug with High

  57. i know a coked up comic when i see one and so does anthony lol

  58. Wow. From the look and overall demeanor of That Jeselnik in relation to J.B. Smoove, sure seems like he doesn’t much care for him. He can’t hardly contain the negative vibes exuding from within. Lol. Seems personal, or he probably don’t care for black people in general and his private life. I’m picking up on what he his putting out there.

  59. Marry me Annie 😘

  60. Anthony needs to fire whomever talked him into this

  61. Am I the only one who doesn't like Jeselnik's beard ? He looks like a hobo who had a makeover but decided to keep the beard. It really doesn't suit him.

  62. I LOVE David Spade… but this show sucks.

  63. Anthony is awesome. Hi from uk

  64. They call it the #stankycrepe

  65. Entering their dish…..

  66. Is JB high? He's all over the place.

  67. wtf is up with daves fucked up eyebrows? his left one looks like it was half trimmed off and then put makeup over it.

  68. Ariana is cute and wears tons of makeup, she is not hot

  69. Thumbnail really ruins the joke

  70. The worst part about this show is how fuxking good it could've been if Farley was on it

  71. I love that Anthony Jeselnik didn’t fake laugh at some of the other guests’ lazy “comedy.” He clearly works hard to get genuine laughs, why shouldn’t others have to do the same?

  72. That black guy is a moron

  73. Anthony JizzleDick

  74. Jeselnik made the only funny joke

  75. yo that chick in the red is foxy af .

  76. Jeselnik looks good with a beard. Now he resembles a funeral director with a beard.

  77. Anthony jeselnik looks like he’s turning into Matt Damon

  78. Zero people care about Ariana since she broke off with Mac and was engaged within a couple months gloating how happy she was… all a show (Hurt Mac and America's perception of her)

  79. Anthony's definitely in the wrong place. One of the best comedians of our time right now

  80. 3:09 "I got cha." D.S. RNS

  81. The USA had a problem of hot teachers wanting to eat the jizz of students.

    Now the students are giving the teachers what they want and it’s not good enough?

    You teachers really need to make up your minds

  82. Anthony Jizzneck…😂😂🤣🤣🤣I believe JB's got a winner

  83. I love mildly attractive and inappropriate white comedienne! Shes the best. I love all 15 they made of her.

  84. David Spade, you're really funny. Try not to be such a douchebag. Are you just mad because you look like a woman? Just come out of the closet already! Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.

  85. Can u actually sue someone for “stealing your look” ? 🤔

  86. I think David Spade is gay


  88. JB SMOOV is the shit. Was so stoked to see him in Spider-Man making them big bucks hell yea!

  89. Still don't think this show is working. Mostly a reminder of the benefits of editing. Too little here feels effortless, and too few participants seem to be listening to the others, but rather scrambling silently to come up with a zinger.

  90. Wow. Black dude is like pulling teeth. Shut the fuck up and let actual funny people speak ( and actually speak English )

  91. Jeselnizzle off the hizzle.

  92. 😁😁😁If John Malkovich and Christopher Walken had a baby… Anthony Jeselnik. At first I didn't like Anthony but now I think he's the greatest. Love his stuff 👏👏👏👏👏

  93. Sorry David I adore you and think your so funny but you’re better than this!

  94. JB makes me laugh without even saying a word…his animation

  95. This shit is cringe

  96. I love how the one guys form of comedy is just being loud and yelling

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