Chris Redd Tears Everyone Apart in His First-Ever Roast (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin


Yeah. Give it up for Sean “hazed a
lot in high school,” everybody. Ain’t he the gayest? Now, I am the least-known
person on this dais and some people are like,
“Who the hell are you?” And I’m gonna tell you
who I am. I’m the only person
in 44 seasons of “SNL” to actually show up
for Alec Baldwin ass. And for the last time, Alec,
man, I am not Michael Che. […], stop calling me that. Blake, you’ve got
the dumbest face. You look like a rhinoceros
looking for his own horn. Where is that?
Up there, down there? Little two-eyed cyclops.
I don’t like it. Blake, you look like
nine different races all working together
to make sure you never win a championship. [laughter] Hey, Caitlyn. You goddamn hypocrite. You’re, like,
against gay marriage. You voted for Trump. You’re like the Auntie Tom
of the trans community. I mean, okay. I mean, you did open the door
for trans people. But then you ran in
and slammed that shit shut behind your flat ass. [cheers and applause] I like these jokes. Caroline looks like she leaves
her baby in a hot car to meet firemen. Look at you over there. Looking like Caitlyn Jenner
got a sex change at a Build-A-Bear workshop. Very progressive store.
Very progressive. Jeff Ross looks like
Caitlyn’s old dick coming back to haunt her. But at least it
put a suit on, baby. That’s nice. Adam Carolla’s here. Adam really tells it like it is if you’re also an insecure
white supremacist. [cheers and applause] I saw you on
“Dancing with the Stars,” girl. You got two left hooves,
don’t you? Watching Nikki salsa dance
was the worst thing a white person has done
to Puerto Ricans since Trump
threw paper towels at them. Robert De Niro, baby! It’s an honor to be up here
with you, man. And to follow up on our
conversation backstage, no, I have not
been on your lawn. I don’t know where you live. But I do know your ex-wife
owns that house now. You know what I mean? Once you go black,
you never go back. But you go broke.
Right, Bobby? Yeah?
Yeah? You old, you old,
you old, you old. It’s okay. Robert, man, you’ve given us
so many amazing performances. “Goodfellas,” “Awakenings.” But tonight, man,
it’s gonna be the best one yet. It’s gonna be
the old Italian man trying to figure out
trans pronouns in front of a live
studio audience. Speaking of people
that cut my screen time every Saturday night, Alec motherfucking Baldwin,
baby. [cheers and applause] Please give it up right now
for this Emmy-winning, bread-faced river pig.
Give it up. – What? – Honestly, Alec, we got a lot
in common, man, you know? We both work on “SNL.” We both fuck women my age. And we both
have to check Instagram to see what
your daughter’s up to. I’m just– I’m just trying to be the first
black man in Ireland. You know what I’m talking about?
You know what I’m talking about? You know what I’m talking about.
You know what I’m talking about. You know what
I’m talking about. She know what
I’m talking about. I’m just playing.
I’m not the first, but… Alec once said
black people love him because he plays
Trump on “SNL,” and that is not why
we like you, Alec. We like you because you have the same eye color
and temperament of every pit bull that we’ve
loved and had to put down. I miss you, Tiki. She used to bark at kids too,
you know? But honestly, Alec, man,
I admire you, dog. You’ve punched paparazzi,
you’ve yelled at cops, and you’ve lived
to tell about it. And you had me here
on this roast. That means a whole lot
to me, man. You my nigga, Alec. Don’t say it back, though.
Do not say it back. [upbeat music] – You’re fucking funny, man. – The Comedy Central Roast
of Alec Baldwin

100 Comments

  1. Who is this dude??? Excellent work!

  2. 3:00–3:20 ๐Ÿ˜‚ SOMEONE almost got triggered by Chris's remark because it's true ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. He was terrible. Third worst (after Caitlyn and Adam Carolla). I have no idea who he is, and he may be funny in SNL or whatever, but he is garbage at writing and delivering roast jokes.

  4. He looks like Don Cheadle and Von Miller had a baby

  5. That face he mace when he said "Very progressive store" Shit had me rolling

  6. Chris Redd? I thought I was watching Mr. Potatohead come to life.

  7. Once you go black we donโ€™t want you back

  8. shyne from bad boys telling jokes now instead of rapping

  9. What the hell was that laugh at 3:14????? You hear it twice too.

  10. Chris Redd looks like the yellow goblin from Sin City.

  11. ๐Ÿ˜‚ is that you CalebCity?

  12. "Two eyed cyclops"
    lmao wtf I have no idea what that means but I know its 100% accurate

  13. When he fried Jeff Ross dawg… the old dick joke ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. Outstanding execution bravo

  15. Like a freak show up in that place dafuq

  16. Good job

  17. Ehhh wasnโ€™t that funny.

  18. Why does his face look photoshopped

  19. He killed it…who is he again

  20. This was just weird….I didnโ€™t even laugh even after he said some real shit to that Jenner guy

  21. Wonder how many lil kids between deniro and baldwin have been popped …jus sayin

  22. He murdered this!!!! Get him a comedy special asap www.flossdawg.com

  23. Insecure white supremacist? What a weird comment.

  24. Do the humpy hump nose having lol nah but he killed it lol

  25. Alec just looks like he hates everyone and when he laughs ,it looks fake as shit

  26. I would criticize this guy but doing a roast takes talent and that like this dude I don't have. RIP funny.

  27. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  28. Bruh he fired everyones ass up ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  29. Chris's roast was good, but i wasnt feeling the N words in his bit. Im black and from the D, but it felt awkward hearing him calling Alec that. Im sure Alecs peoples encouraged it, but it makes me cringe. Redd would've been as funny w/o using it still. My thoughts

  30. His daughter name is Ireland?damn๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

  31. Happy for tha boi Chris Redd! Im glad he took this as an opportunity and hauled ass with it!

  32. His first and probably last roast set lol. Not mad at what he said but he didnโ€™t know how to make it funny. Is he even a comedian ?

  33. Sex change at Build a Bear….Oh man!!!!!! That's genius!!!!

  34. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  35. Apparently only Adam Carolla's set violated Viacom's copyright standards and he was the only one who spoke political sense.

    Beware not to go against the mind control narrative fascist gatekeepers! Meanwhile everyone joking about dicks, pussies, death, political vitriol, etc. is totally fine.

  36. Evolution of face surgery by Caitlyn

  37. This is supposed to be funny right? I guess roasts just aren't good anymore or something… Wtf happened to the ruthless jokes??? You got that fucking science experiment Bruce Jenner up there and that's all you got? Holy shit comedy really is in trouble because this shit was ASS!

  38. Perversion ….

  39. One of my fav comedians!

  40. He killed this roast!

  41. I feel like this is secretly justice for all Baldwin's children and ex wife.

  42. Weak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. You know the easiest way to make a crowd full of Hollywood celebrities laugh? Just tell a bunch of sorry ass Trump jokes! Lol

  44. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  45. Brilliant!

  46. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ DAMN!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  47. This nigga looks like Humpty Hump but he killed . . .

  48. Assault lol

  49. Whereโ€™s dabby?

  50. she used to bark at kids too lmaooo

  51. Bam roasted #Michaelscottvoice

  52. Whoever this guy is, he isn't funny.

  53. It's possible to write jokes without punching down! This is a great example.

  54. Whoever this guy is, HE KILLED EM!!

  55. This man looks like Kanye West's cousin that didn't quite make it because he's too much of a clown

  56. None of this was funny.

  57. "You my nigga tho…but dont say it back" lmaooo dudes punches were damn near cringy but funny af lmaooo

  58. We need republican and democrat roast. Trump vs Hillary. Schiff vs Jordan. That could be hilarious.

  59. You bread faced river pig lmaoo

  60. Who is the girl sitting next to Alec Baldwin's daughter at 3:55?

  61. bread faced river pig?

  62. Not the biggest fan of his on SNL. But, he killed this. Like some other comedians in SNL history…Iโ€™ll probably like him better outside of SNL

  63. This black guy is funny lmao

  64. Who is this black guy?? He looks like handsome squidward..kinda.. & like that roast Jeff made about him.

  65. "You my nigga, Alec." Dead. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  66. I'm a chef. and I can concur these roasts were amazing.

  67. Most misleading title ever

  68. Funny…….NOT

  69. He looks like he has a costume on with a fake nose.

  70. Fuck shots fired these are Minutemen 3

  71. This guy CORNY at the start, but he pulled it off and finished strong at the end

  72. Love Robert Deniro pretending like he's not mad

  73. Ayo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  74. Adam Corolla is the worst.

  75. He did great he destroyed imo.

  76. He did so well

  77. Bombed

  78. I am not familiar with this dude but he was funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

  79. Damn look at bruce jenner, kill it with fire.

  80. I donโ€™t think they thought this through. A black roast is way over the line compared to what has already been done on the show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  81. Hannibalโ€™s little brother lmfao

  82. they should just call this the roast of Caitlyn jenner LOL

  83. He needs to be on every roast!!

  84. Why is jeff ross always at this shit??

  85. 4:26! help me find her nameee!

  86. The shadow was pissed.. You could see it in his face..

  87. Auntie Tom ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  88. Chris Redd and Nikki Glaser were my favs ๐Ÿ˜€

    LOL that Auntie Tom of the Trans joke LOL
    LOl the jokes about Alec's daughter were a punch in the gut for him u could tell.

  89. Why can't he say I'm your nigger back?

  90. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  91. Robert deniro looks like George Washington

  92. When Robert laughs…he looks like he's in pain. I love him!

  93. You can tell Baldwin wasn't even amused. He wasn't amused because his racism was inwardly going haywire ๐Ÿ˜.

  94. Ok, the best Irish musician ever was black. Phil Lynott, lead singer of Thin Lizzy?!

  95. Caitlyn is possibly the scariest looking person Iโ€™ve ever seen.

  96. *Dais

  97. That was dope!

  98. When did this happen?

  99. Caitlyn Jenner aka Bruce, is fucking disturbing to look at honestly

  100. "I'm trying to be the first black man in Ireland"

    I had to pause the video lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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