Applebees Kids Menu Vs. Chili’s Kids Menu Taste Test


(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Ten word story! Link, why don’t you start this one? – Dude. – You. – Have. – To. – Explore. – My. – Gaping. – [Crew Member] Oh my. – Cave. – That. – Rules. (both laughing) – Okay, so in this Good Mythical More, it’s a s’more because we
have blood in the bundt cake. – Hold on, let me just…
– I’m sorry. I said I thought I had
to apologize preemptively because I thought someone’s
gonna taste like blood. – And I think we might need
to like legally apologize. There’s no blood.
– It tasted a little metallic. – There’s no blood in the
Applebee’s bundt cake. – I feel like if I go
into an Applebee’s now like they’re gonna like– – They’re gonna put your
blood in the bundt cake. – They’re gonna, and it’ll be like, “Code 486,” and then all of a sudden they’re gonna like bring out,
they’re gonna like carry me. – [Crew Member] (laughs) To where? – Like Carrie, like
the girl from the movie with the blood all over.
(crew laughing) – Oh, I was like– – Like Carrie me out. Okay, so–
– There’s no blood in it. And actually, like I said, the
second bite wasn’t that bad. I mean, it was still
a little bloody but… (crew laughing) Sorry. – Why’d you get so tickled about it? It just seemed inappropriate to say. Like, it just seemed like– – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You can’t be that– – Yeah, any chance for an
Applebee’s sponsorship, out the door. But Chili’s, I mean. Didn’t work last time, maybe
Chili’s is smart enough to figure this out.
– Nothing that we ate from your restaurant tasted like blood. So, hit us up. Okay, so in this More, we put
it to the Mythical Society members to vote on what we’re gonna do. We call that a s’more. – 46% of you voted that we
wear conjoined cowboy hats for the whole episode. – So let’s do it. – Oh, we’re gonna have to move. – Hi, my name’s Mutt. – My name’s Butt. (crew laughing) – You know, they say that
cowboys, a true cowboy’s born with a hat on his head. He comes out of the, he comes
out that way, with a hat on. It makes it harder to come out, but you know he’s a true cowboy. And that means that we’re true cowboys and also conjoined twins. – Yeah, well and you know that they say that cowboys are not comfortable with the physical touch of another man. – Right.
– But we are. – Right, but only in the hat area. And maybe the shoulder area. Right now my right elbow is
on his left pectoral muscle. – We’re breaking
stereotypes left and right. Mutt and Butt, breaking stereotypes. – Brokeback Mountain Two. – Oh gosh. – I haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain One. It’s got that guy from
the Marvel movie in it. – But it’s a little bit different
because we are brothers, so we should probably just move on (crew laughing)
to something else. It’s a totally different thing. – They’re clamoring for– – ‘Kay, bring in the food! – We have children. We each have our own
wife and our own kids. – I’m very familiar with his wife. – There’s a curtain involved. – That curtain didn’t
do too good of a job. – And we like to order
food for the children when we go to Chili’s and Applebee’s. – I peeked over that
curtain a measure of times. What do we have here? – So this is the Pepper
Pal’s cheese pizza. This is on the kid’s menu. – And this is our just kid’s cheese pizza on the Applebee’s menu. – You don’t have a funny name for it? – No, no we don’t.
– Just kids? – But just if you don’t, if
you don’t finish all of it, I feed the crust to my kids. It’s their dinner, so. – Where is the sauce? There’s no sauce. – Kids don’t like sauce. – Bring your kid out to dinner
and this is what they order. My kids have gotten to an age where– – My kids are little punks, man. They would not order
off of the kid’s menu. – That’s exactly what I was gonna say. – One of my kids can’t
’cause he’s too old, but one of my other kids, the younger one, he still can but he won’t. He’s a little punk. – My kids, they order things like “I’ll take the tuna
tartare for an appetizer.” I’m like, you need to slow your roll. – Shepherd got steak
tartare for his entree at a restaurant recently
and I said “I have failed. “I have failed as a father.” As soon as he has to start
supporting himself though, he won’t be able to buy that. – That’s right, that’s what you tell him. He goes into like the
cafeteria at college. He’s like “where’s the beef tartare?” It’s like “God man, we’ve
done a horrible thing.” – This is a lot better. Neither are great. But I’m not a kid. – This one is a lot better. What else you got? – This right here is the Pepper
Pal’s cheeseburger bites. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. – It’s delicious and a
noticeable lack of blood. – It’s true. – This is our kid’s cheeseburger. Whatever you don’t eat goes
to my cat named Christmas. It’s the only Christmas
my family’s ever had. – She’s very sad, she’s really a downer. – But that looks good. This does not look as good. Let’s try these first. – It is cool though that it’s little. You know, I like little burgers. I like little cupcakes, too. – I got it plain too. Any kid who orders a plain cheeseburger… – Going nowhere in life. – Any kid who orders beef tartare, thinks he’s going somewhere in
life but gotta slow his roll. – That’s pretty good, by the way. – I think it’s horrible. – No, that was pretty good. Like, for a kid’s cheeseburger. – Oh, I’ve hit my, I’ve hit a wall. – Hit your burger wall? What is wrong with that? I didn’t know I didn’t like Applebee’s as much as I don’t like it. – There’s not enough blood in it. It actually needs blood. – The beef is legitimately horrible. What is happening? I’ve had the quesadilla burger from there like back in North Carolina. – The what? – The quesadilla burger,
you don’t know about this? – Is that a burger that’s
like a quesadilla or? Or a quesadilla with cheeseburger in it? Whisper the answer to me. – I think both of those
things are the same. It’s a quesadilla with burger in it. – You can have a burger–
– I don’t remember this burger being so bad. Why is it so bad? – Oh, and look at this. – [Male Crew Member] That’s
Kraft mac and cheese. – [Female Crew Member] That’s
also Kraft mac and cheese. – Kraft mac and cheese got
a deal with both places? – They got good marketing. (crew laughing) – Thank you guys. Let’s see if somehow
Applebee’s has screwed up the Kraft mac and cheese,
because based on my experience thus far, it will not be
as good as the Chili’s. – That’s horrible. – I mean, it is what it is. – It is what it is, horrible. – I wouldn’t say it’s horrible. – It’s like tasteless. – Is it in my mind that this is better? – Yeah, yeah. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. – I’m just telling you,
they did something wrong. – Did you actually order these
from the different places? – [Crew Member] Oh yeah. – You didn’t just make
one box of mac and cheese and put it in two bowls? – [Crew Member] Oh no, we paid
like $6 for each of those. – Listen, I’m not joking. They put more cheese on it at Chili’s. Look, you can look at it and see. They held back some of
the cheese at Applebee’s. What do they do with the extra cheese? You think I’m crazy? – I’m just, I’ve been
so harsh to Applebee’s, I’m just, I’m plum out. – This is not a place I
wanted to go emotionally where I admitted that
one restaurant who serves the same thing as another
restaurant doesn’t do as good of a job at it. But that’s where we’re at. And that’s it. – I feel like we need to offer Annie and Applebee’s corporate
all like, counseling. – I’m afraid to, hold on, can we look at each other like this? (crew laughing) Hold on, quit pulling back so much. – I don’t want to be this close to you. – Hold on, no, no, no, rotate back. See if you can slide this way. No.
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100 Comments

  1. Chills and apple bees mac and cheese taste the same also better than won't you buy at stores!

  2. It made me laugh when Rhett said I like little burgers. I like little cupcakes too!

  3. Love all the comments about Brokeback Mountain 2 Brothers. Great fan fic.

  4. Did you guys take some laughing pills today?

  5. This is the best More ever

  6. Chili's used a diffrent butter to make the Mac more cheesier.

  7. At this point, I feel like it has to be that specific Applebees that's failing, because I don't think a company can consistently screw up something like Kraft mac&cheese!

  8. I don’t wanna be this close to you…lol classic link

  9. Just realized Brokeback Mountain has a villain from both a Marvel and a DC movie in it!

  10. Applebees uses microwaves

  11. Link looks like he just learned how to take a bite of food

  12. Saw the other this morning and I feel complete now and I didn’t know I needed this

  13. NOW DO CHILIS AND OUTBACK LOL

  14. Oh that carrie moment was awkward… I loved it

  15. Rhett: Confident Gay
    Link: Panicked Gay

  16. Haven't seen Jen in awhile just wondering if she still works there

  17. "Any kid who orders a plain cheeseburger is going nowhere in life." Bahahahaha

  18. What’s the blood type of that dessert?

    Applebee-positive

  19. That Applebees waitress has got me hollering 🤣

  20. Link looking like his dad more and more every day.

  21. Interesting to know that Rhett has a pectoral muscle in his stomach lol

  22. Applebee’s was bamboozled!

  23. Rhett is so happy today 😂😂 this is wonderful

  24. Me, a 14 year old who still orders plain cheeseburgers…….

  25. I really thought Shando was going to be in this video…

  26. Watching link struggle is my favorite thing.

  27. I have never seen such dry kraft mac-n-cheese in my life

  28. Denny's v sheris for the right to claim the 2pm after last call food spot

  29. you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me rhett ain’t fried?

  30. The kids Mac and cheese at chili’s comes frozen and individually packaged and all they do is vent the bag and microwave it

  31. Ive been subscribed for awhile and ive never seen what rhett and link do with the wheel, i just skip it

  32. 6:20 I feel attacked

  33. Annnnnnnnndddd Applebees just filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy 🤣

  34. the whole sad waitress bit was unpleasant to say the least

  35. Chilis>>>>>>>>>>>>than Applebees.

  36. The ending I’m dying

  37. ARM WRESTLE REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH! SHE HAS GOTTEN STRONGER!!!!

  38. CONFIRMED! Chili's microwaves their stuff better than Applebee's.

  39. I wish my son of 11 years would order steak tartar.

  40. Rhett's candor is so respectable 👍👍

  41. Not only has Link never seen Brokeback Mountain, he’s never seen 80% of anything on the Internet in the two years after that movie was made.

  42. I’ve never had a Pleasant experience at Applebee’s in my life

  43. No wonder i haven't been seeing ya video lately.

    This kid touch my phone and unsucribe the channel.

    Ooooo he's gonna get it….

  44. tartare has been my fav food since i was a kid! good choice gmm kids

  45. My girlfriend works at Applebee’s and she told me they use Easy Mac for their kids Mac and cheese. She also admitted that everyone at Applebee’s knows Chili’s is better.

  46. This episode is a hellscape

  47. Sometimes freezer burn can have an "iron" taste.

  48. I guess I went nowhere in life cuz I still order plain burgers.

  49. Should we start a go fund me for Annie? 😂

  50. You guys should have brought back shando for this episode

  51. I need an answer… is Jordan gone? I don't follow gmm closely enough to know when crew leaves, I just realized I haven't seen him or cotton candy randy lately. Someone has the answer…

  52. I know that exact metallic "blood" taste your talking about in a chocolate bunt cake. It's nasty.

  53. Missed opportunity to have your kids review these items.

  54. They put all the blood in the chocolate cake and not enough in the burger 🤷‍♀️

  55. Annie is like Debbie Downer from SNL xD

  56. I wasn't the kid to order a plain cheeseburger, or tuna tar tar…I ordered anything chicken until I was in middle school!! ahaha

  57. So. Much. Trainwreck.

  58. Gaping

  59. As kid I can say, we do like sauce

  60. 🎶Blood in the bundt cake🎶

  61. Mutt and Butt 😂

  62. That was a good More 💜🇧🇬

  63. Applebees Anna was the best part of this episode.

  64. This reminded me of why I absolUtely HATED going to applebees as a kid… the only thing I moderately tolerated was the mac n cheese.

  65. there all gona laugh at u link

  66. Applebee’s uses fresh hamburger for all burgers except for the kids one, it’s frozen

  67. Welcome to Crapplebees…. May I take your order?

  68. Brokeback Mountain 2: Cow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.

  69. Link: “any kid who orders a plain cheeseburger…”

    Rhett: “is going nowhere in life.”

    me; 19, still ordering plain cheeseburgers: oof

  70. AhahahH XD

  71. one of the funniest mores in a while haha

  72. Where's the lamb sauce!

  73. Im freakin' 15yo and i still like the lunchables pizzas

  74. Can i just say that my daughter always orders the kids pizza from chilis and it looks way better than what you got.

  75. I’m 7 Minutes into the Video and just realized that the hats are attached.. I just thought Link was cuddling up

  76. applebees is where u went in middleschool after the movies lol

  77. Applebee’s sells the rest of their cheese to Chili’s

  78. Quick, someone set up a go fund me for applebee annie

  79. What's so special about "prime numbers"?

  80. How depressing must this be for any waitresses watching that actually work at Applebee's?

  81. Think when yous do duels. Should totally do it blind without knowing which restaurant branch did it.. >=D

  82. 9:50😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  83. i love the fact that jake gyllenhaal is now known as "that guy from the marvel movie"

  84. Applebee's kids menu in the early 2000s (the last time I had it) tasted like trash

  85. How about a taste test of accidentally vegan foods and they guess if vegan?

  86. Oooh ye, that Annie [email protected] 🙂

  87. I work at Applebees. I can 100% say that Annie's representation is accurate. Also, Chili's is better.

  88. The mac and cheese looked the exact same. Stop trying so hard to root for the restaurant you clearly like better, Rhett.

  89. should have conjoined the hats at the top lol

  90. Dude you have to explore my gaping cave, that rules!

  91. Brokeback mountain edition more lmao. 😂🤣

  92. The mac and cheese caused a placebo effect 😂

  93. Isn’t steak tartar raw

  94. Around 03:20 That was Heath Ledger, and he was Joker and it is a DC comics character, and it is not in the Marvel movie
    After 05:05 Shep wouldn't be able to buy that ? 😂 Rhett likes to humiliate his kids Of course I know(I think) he was(probably) just kidding 😂 He was, wasn't he ? 😳 I hope he was 😂
    Also ANNIE s sad stories, screams Bon appetite NOT ! 😂

  95. Burgerwall is my favorite Oasis song

  96. i said it once i'll say it again: YOU GOTTA MAKE A BOOK WITH ALL YOUR 10 WORD STORIES!

  97. Omg the awkwardness in this video 100% lol🤣

  98. "dude you have to explore my gaping cave of wonders"

  99. Yall should do popeye’s and chick fil a next

  100. The one with the beard are your children biracial because your very spicy and seemed like your essence intertwined with chocolate person

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